Feb 14, 2017
“Someone please make sure Guzma stays away from any expensive light fixtures. That is all.”
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“Someone please make sure Guzma stays away from any expensive light fixtures. That is all.”
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Roses are red, Violets are blue,Team Skull is the best,And if you don’t agree then fuck you.
“Roses are red, True love is rare, booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin’ errywhere.”
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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,There is a secret coded message hidden in this poem and I will be required to have your memory wipedRE: SHIELD protocol, statute 765 section B line 2
Hearts Divided Bash || Sentence meme 2/?
“I’m glad you recognize how terrible your life would be without me.”
“There’s no one else I’d rather spend this annual obligation with.”
“Let’s hold hands with the hands not holding drinks.”
“You make my heart beat entirely too fast.”
“I love you for always showing me how to be my best self, alcohol.”
“You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.”
“Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me but then I remember that I put up with you.”
“I hope you like baggage.”
“You drink like you’re single.”
“I couldn’t help noticing that you are mind-blowingly hot.”
“Is the dog from your profile picture going to be here?”
“Does the carpet match the drapes?”
“Let’s do a shot. Come on.”
“Did you see those candy hearts over there? I got one that said “Fuck off.”
“I’m going to aggressively hold your hand now. It’s like arm wrestling but with love.”
“So what do you have planned for today?”
“Come on let’s get ridiculously drunk.”
“Come on let’s get ridiculously drunk and crash that Clefairy Moon Ball thing Aether is throwing.”
“What the hell are you wearing?”
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Roses are red,Violets are blue,My tablet screen is also blue,UGH Windows now what did you do???
Bara: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
“Are you asking me that because my hair is purple?”
Hearts Divided Bash || Sentence Meme 3/?
“Let’s celebrate Valentine’s day by listening to other couples argue in public.”
“You’re hot enough that I’m not even embarrassed for the amount of times you’ve caught me staring at you.”
“Kiss me like your ex is watching.”
“Quick. Hold my hand! I want to make my ex jealous.”
“You look amazing!”
“My true love is out there somewhere - and they can go fuck themselves!”
“Who needs a relationship when you have tequila!”
“Did you see the giant dog with the tiny bow tie?”
“ I heard Burnet doesn’t have a date.”
“I heard Burnet has fifteen dates.”
“Let’s just be friends.”
“Can I kiss you?”
“The last time I saw you I was hoping it was the last time I saw you.”
“Roses are shut the fuck up. Violets are shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.”
“Daaaamn are you a smoke detector? Because you are really loud and annoying.”
“Can I have your number?”
“Can I have your number? Can I have it? Can I have it? Can I? Can I please?”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than a dinner for two.”
“Wear your heelies to forget your feelies.”
“Roses are red, true love is rare, booty booty booty booty rockin’ everywhere.”