Hearts Divided Bash
“Uh...” Grunt looked around the venue, noticing that she didn’t really know anyone there.
Time to fuck shit up.
“Where’s all the alcohol??”
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Hearts Divided Bash
“Uh...” Grunt looked around the venue, noticing that she didn’t really know anyone there.
Time to fuck shit up.
“Where’s all the alcohol??”
“HAS ANYONE SEEN MY DOG?”
[ @rocketbxss ]
“Giovanni!”
His voice rings out across the crowd, not caring who turns to stare at him. Arceus, his heart is going to beat out of his chest, but that doesn’t matter right now. The world could’ve come crashing down at that very moment, and he wouldn’t care.
People made remarks at him, some giving looks of disdain as he made his way through them, pushing past to reach Giovanni, hands fumbling in his pocket to pull the ring box out. He caught his gaze, and he swore his breath stopped. “Giovanni. This- This ring.. Do you mean it?”
(@shieldarchitect, @itsburnet)
Lillie and Gladion hope they aren’t late for the bash, going onto the “singles” portion for now. Maybe they’ll get lucky at the bash, find someone to chill with. Lillie smiled as she adjusted how her braids looked.
“Charlie, Professor Burnet, the party is doing fairly well~!” She smiled. “I also did my hair like that one show. Game of Thrones I think it was called?” It wasn’t even five seconds into the bash was Gladion currently downing some vodka from a flask that said in a crude label “Gladion’s Happy Juice”.
“Why am I here?” He asked tiredly.
“Gladion, you’re here because your therapist said it would be a good experience.” Lillie said as she smiled ‘kindly’ at her brother. Gladion just downed some more happy juice.
((@shieldarchitect, continued from here))
"I see." Fire raised an eyebrow, but his mouth quirked into an amused smile. "Always good to meet other people who agree that this entire Valentine's ordeal is ridiculous."
“Someone please make sure Guzma stays away from any expensive light fixtures. That is all.”
Heartsdividedbash || Sentence meme 1/?
“If you rearrange the letters in ‘happy valentines day you get ‘I don’t give a fuck.’”
“No words can describe just how much I love myself.”
“Don’t you think this Valentine’s nonsense is a little overrated?”
“Cupid is not my homeboy.”
“I hate this stupid holiday.”
“Happy unimaginative consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative, and shallow interpretation of romance day.”
“I don’t need a valentine. I need vodka.”
“You are tolerable, but not good looking enough to tempt me.”
“You’ll do.”
“I like how we hate the same things.”
“Screw Valentine’s day. I’m just waiting for the marked down chocolate on sale tomorrow!”
“I’m my own damn Valentine.”
“You’re single. I’m single. Let’s be single together and complain about this stupid holiday.”
“Oops.”
“Hold my beer.”
“Did you come here alone?”
“Honestly, I don’t know what I was expecting.”
“Yo - let’s battle.”
“Can I get you a drink?”
“Roses are red, True love is rare, booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin’ errywhere.”