Wh-whoa... Wasn't Christmas like, two weeks ago? Can I seriously have all this?
Man...! I'm getting showered in gifts! Is this what it's like to be a celebrity? Haha, wow! I think I could get used to this.
You totally hit the mark with all this stuff! How'd you know? Did'ja find the info online somewhere? I admire the dedication! I-I think!
Mind if I go in to a little detail about why I like all this stuff you got me? 🧡
I like the perfume. It's a big hit with the ladies, you know? Not big on the scent myself, but when you apply just a touch of it to your lapelle and give a girl a hug, it can really put her at ease. Not too much though or you'll start to smell like those dudes who douse themselves with Axe in the locker rooms.
Believe me when I tell you this; Girls know when you're hiding poor hygiene. Nothing is sexier to a girl than smelling like you give a damn. That's why this stuff matters to me! Although it's only one piece of the puzzle. Showering and avoiding getting all sweaty are integral.
That bracelet is interesting... So it goes, you put that thing on and it'll never come off again. It's good for keeping promises that are supposed to last forever. Chicks dig commitment, you know what I mean? Give a girl one of these and she'll be all impressed with you! But you gotta mean it when you give it to her.
Ahh!! That Jimmy Decay t-shirt is a one of a kind!! Or I guess, more accurately, it's one of a hundred of a kind. Back before his band rocketed in to stardom, he and his legendary punk rock band held this concert, yeah? And this was some of the merch he sold!!
Just wait til you see my merch whenever my own first show happens! You'll get tickets to see it right? Then maybe you can have a shirt like this one for yourself! Seriously though this thing is worth a lot of money I can't believe you're giving it to me
And... To top it all off, you somehow not only got your mitts on a rare ass t-shirt, but a copy of Project Zombie!
Hot damn, this game has been out of print for like AGES. I had it when I was a kid, waaay before I was supposed to be playing shit like that. I was hooked instantly. You ever play it for yourself? It RULES. You play as a smokeshow model who takes zombies as slaves. It's in this post apocalyptic setting and it's literally the coolest shit ever to come out of a human brain.
You should come over sometime. We can play it together! I think it's co-op... If it's not, we can take turns! You're chill with tits and gore right? There's a lot of that...
SO ANYWAYS thanks again man! Not only for the gifts, but for letting me ramble at'cha!!
