#affini

[pathetic-floretic]

What people think BDSM is like:

Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go

Sub: what

What BDSM is actually like

Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go

Dom: what

Sub: please

[hdgprom]

A medicated floret is a happy floret ;)

[god-of-switches]

High stealth infiltration, Affini style?

Comic by GRS/ Punk Rock Loser

[october-val]

And they Lived Happily Ever After…

The End

[flora-lilly-first-floret]

Oh, you hate yourself?

The Affini would love you, they'd love you so hard! Learn from the plants!

This would be you in less than a week

[obliviasart]

Mid-meeting sketch of spider lady that somehow turned into an affini

[shebangasylum]

Would I actually enjoy living under the Affini Compact

let’s do the pros/cons real quick.

Pros

No need to work to survive under a corpofascist system of capitalism

No bigotry allowed

I can be a catgirl for realsies

I can be property of Mistress and just be her pet

Star Trek replicators!

Core cuddles

constant praise and affirmation

free bottom surgery and healthcare

Access to the cultural databases of six galaxies

No more war, poverty, or hatred.

Did I mention the free bottom surgery, super HRT, and catgirl for realsies?

Open source supremacy/Space Plampt Linux

Cons

No self-determination we live in a society that is democratic on paper, but where all our decisions are made for us by uncaring elected representatives. The Affini actually would give a shit, would rather have them as my plampt overlords.

No goals to work towards because the perpetuation of capitalism is apparently a goal worth working towards the reason why this is dumb is self explanatory

Constant infantilisation by the society around me I get that anyway as an autistic person

Constant surveillance by the state Hey, at least the Affini are interested in my wellbeing, unlike fucking ECHELON and FIVE EYES.

Not being allowed to have complete control of my life again, when have any of us been free from the chain of capitalist oppression? At least in the compact, my role would be to be an adorably cute kitten for a caring owner who hopefully allow me to still roam free and be as curious and playful as I desire.

Our species won’t be allowed to develop at its own pace in accordance with the Prime Directive and achieve interstellar flight we will be astonishingly lucky if we don’t make Dmitri Glukovsky an accidental prophet and nuke ourselves in the next half decade. I think we shouldn’t be allowed to develop at our own pace, all things considered.

summary

Turns out there are zero actual cons and feralism is funny as fuck, what independence do we have anyway in the current world order? I for one welcome our space plampt overlords.