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veganaunt replied to your post: veganaunt replied to your post: nialls happy...

Harrytrail

NO, NIALL

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veganaunt replied to your post: nialls happy trail (??)

Harrytrail

no, niall

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i just woke up and i was having THE BEST DREAM EVER OMG

i walked into my house one day and it was empty and then i got a call from my mom saying that she, my  dad, and my brother were at a resort in peru and that they could get me down there for free because they met up with my aunt and uncle and also my high school english teachers (i wouldn't be surprised???). so i was like omg yes and next thing i knew i was in fuckin peru and it was so cool and we were at a really nice resort, like one that i could never in a million years actually afford because i am poor, and i was running around taking pictures like crazy and i was trying to text my friends haley, dana, and laura because i left so last minute i didn't tell anyone where i was going. but i was in peru so my phone couldn't get service and then fuckiNG ED SHEERAN WAS THERE and i was like "oh my god this is the best vacation ever" and he wasn't being flocked by fans he was just chilling with one of his friends. so then i sat down on a bench with my older brother and i had a bag of M&Ms i was gonna share with him and as i was opening i noticed a tuft of ginger hair out of the corner of my eye and i was like "ed, u want some" and he just kind of looked at me knowingly and i sighed and was like "i guess i can share since you're one of my favorite musicians or something like that" and he smiled real big and grabbed a whole damn handful of the m&ms and my brother was like ????. so after that i definitely had to get ahold of my friends and went into my hotel room to plug in my laptop and my dying phone with all the photos and the damn light bulb was out so i was out searching for a light bulb and was like "i'm totally gonna make out with ed sheeran" and then i woke up ugggGHHH

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veganaunt replied your post in high school we did those matchmaker...

was he jewish

i just now saw this

no he just had red hair

idk how i feel about red haired jews?

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if you like jews, jokes, or just joshin' u should totes follow this humor blog okay great have a nice day *kissy*