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Vegetables Have Feelings Too

The vegetables are weeping.The fruits, in horror, screaming.Bananas being skinned alive,And carrot bodies steaming.The oranges and the lemonsCrushed and squeezed until they bleed,A fried potatopocalypse,The green beans beg and plead.All chopped up and diced and sliced,Or boiled and broiled,Or bagged and iced.These plants,They never had a chance,They died without a second glance.They're ripped…