#vendingsays

[msvendingmachine]

I'm the bravest person in the galaxy to say this.

[msvendingmachine]

- Bloodborne

[msvendingmachine]

I haven’t been able to sleep for the past couple of days because I’m unable to figure out how Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley eats her fOOD. HOW THE FUCK I MEAN OBVIOUSLY SHE’S NOT A VEGETARIAN? DOES SHE ONLY CONSUME THE BEEF?? IS SHE LIKE A MANEATING SPECIES? DID SHE START A PETA ORG FOR PLANTS? IS IT CALLED PLANTS EVERYWHERE TWERK AWAY? HOLY TAMOLE TOMATOES IN A BOTTLE BATMAN HOLD UP DOES SHE USE PHOTOSYNTHESIS?? IF SO DOES SHE ALSO DEVOUR DIRT? DOES DOCTOR PAM LIL ISIS EAT THE FUCKIN WORM HOMES? 

if you know what Poison Ivy eats please inform me immediately so I won’t have to wonder if Harley Quinn tastes manure while kissing her wife. Thanks.

[msvendingmachine]

*looking through pics of my crush*

Hey, uh, can you stop being attractive? Thank you!

[msvendingmachine]

When Roadhog heals himself.

[msvendingmachine]

When I play as Pharah.

[msvendingmachine]

Ask blogs give me such anxiety like what do I ask???? How is school? Are you dating anyone yet? What are your views on politics? Have you ever punched your own titty?

[msvendingmachine]

Rocket Raccoon is my spirit animal.