#venus is incorrect

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Zenitsu: I CAN'T DO IT! Inosuke, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Zenitsu: I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE Y/N: WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Zenitsu: Zenitsu: I appreciate it, Zenitsu: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- Tanjiro: Zenitsu- Zenitsu: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Tanjiro: Zenitsu we gotta- Zenitsu: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Zenitsu: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Zenitsu, motioning to a random demon: NOT FUCKING THIS!

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Levi: When I was your age- Y/N, mocking Levi: When I was your height. Levi: Levi: Listen here you little shit-

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Nendo: Onion rings are vegetable donuts. Saiki, used to Nendo being dumb: Sure... Nendo: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Saiki: Okay? Nendo: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake. Saiki: Nendo: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio- Saiki: nendo shut th- Kaidou, interested: No, no, Nendo, keep going.

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Bakugou, angrily pointing to the wall: What color is this? Deku: Gray. Ochaco: Gray. Bakugou, turning to Shoto: Now tell them what color you think it is. Shoto: Dark white. Bakugou: I SWEAR TO GOD ICYHOT-

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Souda: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Y/N: Okay. Souda: And make out during the scary parts. Y/N: Th- Y/N: The scary parts. Y/N: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Daichi, holding a broken coffee pot: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know. Asahi: I did. I broke it… Daichi: No. No, you didn’t. kageyama? kageyama: Don’t look at me. Look at hinata. shoyo: What?! I didn’t break it. kageyama: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken? shoyo: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken! kageyama: Suspicious. shoyo: No, it’s not! yamaguchi: If it matters, probably not… Noya was the last one to use it. Nishinoya: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap! tsukki: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Nishinoya: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, tsukishima! Asahi: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Daichi. Daichi: No. Who broke it? kageyama, whispering to Daichi: Daichi, tsukishima has been awfully quiet…

tsuki: …Really? kageyama: Yeah, really! Daichi: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Suga: We all have our demons. Y/N, grabbing Noya: This one’s mine.

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Sara: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done. Joe: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real. Sara: They're not. Joe: Haha, very funny. Sara: I'm serious. Didn't you hear? Joe: No... what happened? Sara: ...Why would you fall for this again-

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