#venxficium

[bretttal]

Jan: will you kill me if to told you frollo to me is like an old greasy pastry ɢᴀʟᴅʀѕ ѕʟᴀᴩᴛ: :L ɢᴀʟᴅʀѕ ѕʟᴀᴩᴛ: goodbye jan Jan: lmao gdi ɢᴀʟᴅʀѕ ѕʟᴀᴩᴛ: FOREVER Jan: FOR FROLLO Jan: CANNOT BELIEVE ɢᴀʟᴅʀѕ ѕʟᴀᴩᴛ: FRIENDSHIP ENDED BC OF FROLLO Jan: THE WORST EVER ɢᴀʟᴅʀѕ ѕʟᴀᴩᴛ: BY E FELICIA

i didn’t say you CAN’T like old greasy pastries CHILL

[helreginn]

(847): I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.

[Text:Wolfmother:] You know, there are kinder ways to say you don’t like my outfit.

[Text:Wolfmother:] If it weren’t for this very conversation, I wouldn’t have even known what a dominatrix is!

[Text:Wolfmother:] Now my father thinks I’m some kind of sexually abusive deviant. So thank you for that. 

[Text:Wolfmother:] That was sarcasm, by the way. I am thankful for nothing.

[lymskur-archive-blog]

(617): Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU

( sᴍs; ANGRBOOBA ): no way am i leaving your nipples out of this( sᴍs; ANGRBOOBA ): they have done EVERYTHING to me( sᴍs; ANGRBOOBA ): sometimes i think about them and then instantly want a pizza at the most inopportune moments

[diem]

——      @venxficium​  ♥

ｌｉｋｅｄ  ｔｈｉｓ  ｆｏｒ  ａ  ｓｔａｒｔｅｒ．

      Iðunn squinted at the other, brows pulling into a soft furrow as she    stared.  “I’m bored,” she bemoaned, chin falling into the palm of her    hand in that dramatic way of hers.    She pouted as naturally as she    smiled. “What do you do around here for FUN?”

[empathxia]

Today’s weather forecast: sunny with a chance of me crying about Sigyn and Angrbo∂a’s immense mutual respect and admiration for one another from the moment they meet. 

[sonofshadow]

                   @venxficium |   (perm. starter call)

    ❝ Wait — is this a Christmas market? ❞ Thanatos scrutinized further         as he followed her lead; the northern festivals were all the more         atmospheric during winter — and all the more confusing to him,         who rarely ventured the earth during holidays. ❝ Oh, look at those         lights. ❞ His attention was abruptly seized by a string of gleaming         lanterns shaped like snow crystals; he could actually think of who         to give them to, regardless of the unorthodox celebrations.

[fenwxlf]

@venxficium

“Moooooooooooooommmmmm!”

[thrungva]

venxficium ┋ x

   ❝ Now I’m even more concerned. What EXACTLY       do you have planned?  Something nefarious...? ❞