Judging you based on your Fablehaven ships
A few disclaimers: I am in no way trying to actually judge you for your ships (probably), this is just meant to be a fun light hearted post. If you want to start shipping feuds, kindly do it in your own goddamn DM's.
Brackendra: You like to keep things canon, and you just want Kendra to be happy. I feel like you eat unseasoned chicken, though
Ronodra: Be honest with me here, you use Kendra as a self insert, don’t you? You consider enemies to lovers & witty banter to be the pique of romance, and who can blame you?
Gavindra: You're a slut for love-hate relationships, and you're still salty over the fact that Gavarog was killed right after the reveal. You get PTSD whenever you see the phrase "last updated: 2011"
Garrethdra: You think forbidden love and pretty boys are neat
Verlendra: I have never actually seen one of you in the wild, but you probably unironically use the phrase "uwu soft bean boi 🥺"
Raxendra: You just want Raxtus to be happy, and I cannot blame you
Kendralyssa: You do it for the girls and the gays, thats it. Friends to lovers is your bread and butter
Warrendra: Hm.
Eveth: You think dumb kids in love is the best trope
Raxeth: You just want Raxtus to be happy (but gay this time), and I cannot blame you
Verleth: You like the popular kid x nerd trope, also you unironically use the phrase "uwu soft gay bean boi 🥺"
Warrenessa: Two disaster bisexuals is your ideal romance
Warren x Tanu: You love a good bickering married couple
Viselle: You wanted to ship Vanessa with a girl, and Giselle was the closest you could get your hands on
Newel x Doren: Your ideal relationship is one of those "bro" posts from 2015
Mara x Elise: You think there should be more lesbians in the world
Pattlena: You vehemently believe in love at first sight, and you also sobbed at the end of book 3
Mr Lich x The Sphinx: You think there should be more gay right hand men in the world
Anyone x Coulter: you hate women (/hj)