#verrussainz

[gaxrusstappen]

just did a double take

[thespiresleeps]

my comprehensive list of gax throuples because all of them are peak yaoi, actually:

gaxcar: not actually a throuple this is more like three separate couples that operate semi-independently from each other and according to an excel timetable that they've all got open on their phones at all times

gaxlex: this is just george, alex, the stray they adopted. no notes except max is maybe prime candidate to let alex indulge his lactation kink

gaxiel: max gets strapped to a cuck chair and has the time of his life about it, the movie. also they've got History and when they move in together the elephant in the room moves in with them

norrusstappen: max, george, the human equivalent of that one childhood hamster that died microwaved except instead of microwaving the hamster they are feeding it treats and maybe jumpscaring it once in a while to keep the spark alive

gaxnando: max, george, their very willing but also very evil daddy issues outlet. fernando and his favourite sugar babies if you will. fernando uses their absolute dumptrucks as an armrest for each of his hands and gax have the time of their lives about it

verrussainz: "i can take both at the same time"

gax x toto: need i say anything, actually

336327 (whatever their name is): and yet another instance of 'gax found and hunted a father figure substitute and took turns sitting on his dick'

russtappenelli: kimi "when i was 19 i hooked up with two 45 27 year old married men and i was absolutely the predator" antonelli. obligatorily rancid as fuck vibes but that is the point

[fairylando]

and that's how carlos managed to create peace in russtappenland, with a threesome proposal.

[gaxrusstappen]

a verrussainz podium would heal me ngl