#verse:gg

[bettycooperps]

[text]: you were so wasted last night! (gg!fuinn)

TEXT TO: Finn H.

[text:] I had a good reason to be!  Or at least that’s what I told myself, and so help me if you have any pictures- delete them.  Now.  

[bettycooperps]

[text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. // [text] You don’t need this shit. // [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? // [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? // [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like // [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE + bcg!quick (love me pls)

oh my god, child.

TEXT FROM: PUCK (devil emoji)

[text] I’m only saying it because I care about you.

[text] Really now?  Since when do you care about someone else when it doesn’t benefit you?  [text] I don’t need you, of all people, to care about me; there’s always a catch with you.

[text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you?

[text] I have no idea /what/ you’re on about, Puck, but whatever it is, I’m not sure I care.  You sound like some kind of jealous boyfriend because I’m spending time with Finn, who is my /friend/, and it’s making me question everything about you.

[text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?

[text] One time thing, that was a one and /only/ time thing, and I hate that word!  God, maybe if you were actually a decent guy, a girl would want to be around you for more than those two minutes in bed.

[drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like

[text] It’s 3:30 AM, and you must have a death wish.

[drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

[message read at 1:12 AM]

[bettycooperps]

[TEXT - WRONG #]: Quinn means nothing to me.

TEXT FROM: Finn H.

[text] ... I’ll just wait for you to see who you sent this to.  And don’t even think about trying to fix anything.

[bettycooperps]

[MSG]:Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test.

[Quinn] Don't make light of this, St. James.  Do you know what I would have had to do if I was pregnant?  Leave Manhattan and move to somewhere where no one knows me.  I would have had to live in Brooklyn, all because of you, and Gossip Girl would have a freaking field day with that.[Quinn] So to make up for this, you owe me another gift.  Something from Tiffany's.

[bettycooperps]

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[text to Jesse St. James]: My mpother is fhosting a party land i’m alreaday on my seclond glass of champagne.  its been twentyy minutes.  dicth whatever you’re doign and come save me.

[text to Jesse St. James]: I play a reqally good sober for tjhe record.

[bettycooperps]

✆ (gg)

[text:] Good morning.  I don’t care that it’s noon, it’s only 9 on the west coast.  I need coffee and you ASAP.

[bettycooperps]

Rachel:Reality isn't Breakfast at Tiffany's either, Q - unless, of course, you've decided to truly become your idol and spend your nights getting paid for visits to the powder room? I don't think anyone would really be all that surprised. screaming

[bettycooperps]

[Text] I'm pretty sure I left my underwear at your place. - gg!st. fabray

[text] I’m pretty sure you texted the wrong girl. You and Rachel are way too good of friends to be strictly friends. Even if it grosses me out half the time.