#very seriously

[threeottersinajacket]

darry the plant mom

I think their mom grew flowers and various vegetables. darry had a very rough trial and error on how to garden after their parents died. the crop is now very numerous and diverse!!! when soda or pony don't water them while darry is gone, johnny always makes sure to do it.

[slayerofthewind]

Serena is not a fan of the new construction-chic Lumiose look or Tarragon

Apparently, Serena had this lovely man to thank for the dumpster fire that was construction-chic Lumiose. But really, obstacle courses out of scaffolding? What an incredibly stupid idea! It wasn’t even just that the ostentatious ugly structures were being erected without care, but were seemingly there now on a semi-permanent basis and the most ludicrous safety violation Serena had ever seen in construction.

Five years ago, construction workers stopped everyone from entering most of Lumiose City because of a power outage making things somewhat dangerous.

Now?

Oh, please go galavanting into dangerous construction areas! Here, we’ll make it easier for you and even give you a prize! No, no, please pay no mind to the loose nails, broken glass, pitfalls, unstable structures, and the multitude of other things that could poke your eyes out and kill you. It’s an obstacle course, you see!

How many injuries from civilians had been reported on a daily basis from such a ludicrous thing? Rotom Phones could only do so much, and not everyone had one. Given the already precarious nature of scaffolding’s stability in the first place, amping up that concern by purposefully making it an obstacle course, the issues of people now being encouraged to access live construction zones with no safety precautions, and the added teensy weensy minor problem of telling everyone to trespass on private property, it was a wonder they didn’t already have multiple civilian deaths on their hands!!

Please, scaffolding obstacle courses were a recipe for disaster.

(Excerpt from my fanfic, International Celebrity Ruins Everything | Read on AO3 here: Link)

Tarragon: (Makes construction-chic Lumiose) Serena: And I took that personally.

Serena's hyper-specific Lumiose construction worker grudge rearing its ugly head.

[bloodtwin]

VERSES.

This  post  is  a  work-in-progress.  It  lists  all  of  my  current  verses  for  Puck.  Please  feel  free  to  specify  which  setting  you  would  prefer  when plotting threads or sending asks.  Otherwise,  I  will  use  his  default  verse.  :)c

𝐁𝐆𝟑  /  𝐃𝐍𝐃

Main  verse.  Puck  is  the  Dark  Urge.  He  has  a  twin.  They  make  me  sad.  Click  here  for  more  information.

𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍  𝐀𝐆𝐄

Puck  is  a  Grey  Warden  turned  werewolf.  He  is  a  secondary,  recruitable  companion  if  @accultant  is  the  Inquisitor  during  Inquisition  or  if  @witchsabre  is  Rook  during  Veilguard.  He  is  their  emotional  support  animal.  Please  do  not  ask  me  any  questions  about  this  verse.  I  will  not  know  the  answer  because  I  do  not  know  anything  about  Dragon  Age.  This  is  almost  exclusively  for  my  good  friend  Carol  of  accultant  &  witchsabre  fame.

𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓  𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋

Puck  is  a  former  child  test  subject  from  the  Raccoon  City  Orphanage  that  was  trained  to  become  a  human  weapon.  He  can  turn  into  a  20ft  wolf  monster.  It's  cool.  Click  here  for  more  information.

𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐍  /  𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑

Generic  modern  verse  where  I  can  put  Puck  anywhere  &  make  him  do  anything  on  the  planet  of  the  Earth.  I  default  to  his  rock  star  verse  because  it  is  my  favorite.  He  is  a  werewolf.  Click  here  for  more  information.  Oh  my  god,  that  post  is  so  outdated.  Whatever.

𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐄

Puck  &  Iago  are  a  miniboss  duo  located  in  the  Dark  Sanctuary.  The  twins  are  metaphorically  attached  at  the  hip  &  literally  attached  to  the  rosary.  They  are  connected  to  one  another  via  a  long,  winding  rosary  tangled  up  in  Puck's  tail  &  Iago's  braid.  Click  here  for  more  information.

[ejkreader]

Autumn's Blood!!! The crowd is screaming to know more (it’s me I’m the crowd)

How did you know??? This fic was inspired by your works (I'm writing it for day 6 of Azris week- do I have two fics for that day? Idk but IM DOING BOTH edit: it wasnt the idea, but i might actually try to make both for day 6 anyways as a challenge to myself. Seems fun enough :)) and uuummm... Basically, I woke up in the middle of the night with the idea "cannibalism shadows azris, shadows like being inside Eris' blood" and then had to make sense of that

And I think it's going well, personally

Azriel isn't a vampire yet but honestly, I might just make him one at this point

[fuchsiafoxes]

funny story: for the longest time ever i believed that palpatine's full name was sheesh palpatine

[disorganizedkitten]

Díi: finally gets a bookshelf (sign of permanency) and organizes it to exact specifications

Some home intruder: steals all her books to copy and then puts them back in a rush

Díi, upon coming home: ...hey wait a minute

[soulaanshere]

NSFW link below🩷

you fucked around and decided to disrespect connie and the second you got home from hanging out with some friends, you found out🩷

[cheekyvank]

phannies. who is going to mcr tampa