#very specific rant

[abitterberryblog]

when your hyperfixtation randomly spikes like a beam of light for NO reason for a fandom with literally ONE singular fanfic. (a blessed, fantastic, wonderful fanfic) and now you want to assist and write more fanfic because apparently drawing is not enough for you anymore and you need to express your love for it in more ways then one. but then you're randomly hit with a beam of the godforsaken WRITERS BLOCK because apparently the universe wants you to struggle and the series you want to write for has only the FIRST BOOK out with like 50 cliffhangers and a million questions to answer and wtf do you even write about. hahaha i'm losing my mind this is becoming obnoxious send help

[niharikaaa2]

আমি ফেসবুকে একটা food group এ আছি। সেখানে একজন asparagus আর baked salmon এর ছবি দিয়েছেন। যিনি পোস্ট করেছেন তিনি Netherlands এ থাকেন সম্ভবত। কিন্তু baked salmon কে baked salmon আর Asparagus কে Asparagus বলার জন্য লোকজন ওনাকে troll করছে। বলছে ওটা তো "পমফ্রেট মাছের পেটি আর সজনে ডাঁটা, কিন্তু ওটা বললে খাবারটা middle class হয়ে যায়"। কিন্তু কেউ একটু গুগল করেও দেখেনি যে Asparagus আর সজনে ডাঁটা এক জিনিস নয়, salmon ও আলাদা মাছ। অসাধারন।

"সাত কোটি সন্তানের হে মুগ্ধ জননী....."

[grey-dungeon]

Ever think that there's a fucking reason I pick shipping when I could do delivery?

Ever think that I didn't fucking pick delivery because its way easier to do shipping?

Heaven forbid you, a multi-billion dollar company, spend a couple dollars more on shipping costs

Yeah just pawn it off on some random Joe shmoe who is confused when they dont arrive at a house, but a mail room since i dont have a formal address

And they can't just leave it there because they're not authorized

So they have to try and drive around before failing to find a person that looks like they're waiting on a package, wasting gas

Before calling me, who isn't expecting any form of call because I specifically made sure to select shipping and not delivery because I've had this exact fucking problem with that in the past

And im confused as I explain to them that "this is always an issue with delivery, thats why I chose shipping, I dont understand why they switched it, im sorry"

And if they're nice they'll offer to meet me halfway

But other times they're already having a bad day or something and they're pissed, rightfully so, might I add, because I didn't fucking pick delivery for this very reason, and they just return it to the store

And now my package that was supposed to come via SHIPPING is now 2 days late

Let me be clear, im not mad because its late

I'm mad because this could've been avoided

I picked shipping for a reason

"Oh its to get it to you faster!" I dont give a fuck

If I wanted it quickly I wouldn't have ordered it online god dammit

I would've asked for a ride to the store and bought it in person

[happybirthdaydarling]

my favorite argument (read, sarcasm) that I’ve had in the pride and prejudice fandom is that when I write Wickham as explicitly abusive in his marriage with Lydia, and she loathes being married to him, people decide to tell me Wickham wouldn’t do that

a man in the early 1800s who tries to seduce three different girls under 18 and leaves a string of debt and lies behind him, is a gentle but absent spouse? are you shitting me? tons of men in that time period hit their wives, and they weren’t depicted as horrific monsters, it’s a cultural time stamp of being a bad husband.

like yes - I know that the canonical text says that Lydia never improves and just mooches off her family - but I just fucking can’t deal with the weird sect of Wickham defenders

(which is wild cause like I’ve seen plenty of highly recommended fic where homeboy deadass tries to kill or rape Elizabeth but the idea that Lydia loathes him and he hits her to keep her in line is outlandish??)

[explodingfridge]

oh for the love of god what the fuck is up with these "pull-on"dress pants?? And when they do have a proper fly, half the time they're elasticized in the backs???? Why the fuck would you elasticize dress pants. I want pants that FIT not pants that constantly try and strangle me and then, in two years when the elastic stretches out, fall off me. Also how the fuck am I gonna tuck my shirt in nice if the pants don't open. Literally what the hell.

[explodingfridge]

The most unhelpful part of tumblr is having to see my own reblog on my dashboard. Like yes I did reblog those. It was two minutes ago. I was accidentally on the for you tab. Thank you for showing them to me again but I’ve ALREADY SEEN THEM.

[soup-crime]

/ɨ/ sucks