#vestari

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Lenda Urcana planet gods incorrect quotes because I said so

Hekri: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."

Vestari: Look, do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I have sex with my clone? Also yes.

Earra: I am so horny and angry all the time.

Martes: No thanks. Martes: I'm a god.

Iovus, tearing up place: Where are they? Iovus, looking high and low: Who moved them? Who moved my children? Iovus: Somebody moved my sweet treats, and now I am going to start killing.

Ourelie: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

Samenos, to The Court: You should change your passwords to “incorrect”. Then, every time you forget it, the system will remind you, “your password is incorrect”.

Seidun: Be right back, gonna hit the bathroom for a quick power sob.

Helene: I’m sad. Hekri: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das. Hekri: And das not good.

Helene: I know every poem and lyric to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future. Vestari: Oh yeah? Then continue this. Vestari: I don't cook I don't clean- Helene: So let me tell you how I got this ring. Helene & Vestari: ..... Helene & Vestari: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

Earra: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset? Helene: No, I said "Earra, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

Martes: Heh, Helene sneezes like a girl. Helene: How about I pound you like a man? Helene: That didn’t come out right.

Iovus: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Helene: And you came to me?

Helene: I have lots of friends! Samenos: Name one. Helene: Well, there’s- Samenos: Name one you haven’t gotten incredibly angry at. Helene: Hey, that’s not fair, then there isn’t any!

Helene: As usual, Hel has to save the day! Ourelie: As usual, Ourelie has to hear about it.

Seidun: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: pouring seawater in your socks! Helene: Why would I do that? Seidun: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free!

Hekri: It'll be fun. Hekri: We'll make a day of it. Hekri: Come on you punk bitch. Vestari: I can't believe I have to say this. Vestari: I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow.

Hekri, with a headache: Caff me up, mommy. Earra: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

Martes: Hekri, can I ask you a question? Hekri: You just did. Martes: Okay, can I ask you two questions? Hekri: You just did. Martes, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?! Hekri: You just did. Martes: When?! Hekri: Just now.

Iovus: Hekri, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. Hekri, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

Samenos, talking to Hekri: They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke’s on them! I’ve never been secure in my life! And I’m not about to start now!

Hekri, turning to Ourelie: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

Seidun: Eat shit and die, Hekri!!! Hekri: Eat shit and live, Seidun.

Earra: I’m doing what I can to jog your memory. Vestari: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little. Earra: Nice.

Martes: Stop doing that. Vestari: Stop doing what? Martes: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

Iovus: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box. Vestari: That’s a trash can.

Vestari: Your smile looks forced. Samenos: That’s because it is.

Ourelie: Listen, in the wild wild west there is always a woman in the saloon and nobody messes with her even though they all have guns. Vestari: That's because she's a prostitute.

Vestari: I'm very scary. Seidun: You're about as scary as a wet kitten. Vestari: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me. Seidun: And small. Vestari: Vestari: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

Earra: What’s your body count? Martes: Do you mean sex or bloodshed?

Earra: Well Iovus, I have to say, I'm really disappointed. Iovus: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

Samenos: What's this? Earra, hugging Samenos: Affection! Samenos: Disgusting. Samenos: ...Do it again.

Earra: *Gives a bouquet to Ourelie* Ourelie: You know I'm allergic. Earra: That's the point.

Seidun: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea. Earra: Well then whose is it? Seidun, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

Iovus: Martes, we tried things your way. Martes: No, we didn't. Iovus: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

Samenos: That's greatly offensive to my people. Martes: Gas giants?

Martes: Start talking! Ourelie: Well, I- Martes: Shut up!

Seidun: Knock, knock. Martes: Who's there? Seidun: Boo! Martes: Boo who? Seidun: Why are you crying? Martes: I'm not crying. Seidun: Hello notcrying, I'm Seidun.

Iovus: I have a plan. Samenos: Good! As long as we aren’t risking incurring Hel's wrath again, I’m open to hearing it. Iovus: … Samenos: … Iovus: I no longer have a plan.

Ourelie: Iovus, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day? Iovus: It... It didn't take me the whole day...

Seidun: You know what the problem is? Your really conventionally attractive, so no one ever told you to shut your pie-hole. Iovus: You think I’m attractive? Seidun: SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE!

Ourelie: Samenos, you need to calm down. Samenos, slamming their fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!

Seidun: Are you okay? Samenos, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions. Seidun: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Samenos?

Ourelie: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something. Seidun: Alright, but is it water-proof?

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OOC: *cough*helpmehere*cough*

So two of my muses are utterly dead, but mostly because I'm having a difficult time figuring out who the heck they could RP with. I mean, I just don't see any sort of way they could interact with anyone right now. I have Pay'ro, who just floats about and does whatever, and I wanted to get a plot set up for him but it just didn't seem to work...and then I have Vestari, who is in a state of infinite depression and just sorta thinks that he makes everyone unhappy.

Yeah...I don't know what to do with them either. So, uh, if you wanna do some sort of RP with those two characters, feel free...?

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[Open RP]

Vestari was looking around the Riften market, curious to see what sort of things would be available for sale. He passed by the weapons stall, the general goods, and the obviously suspicious potions seller before stopping at the jewelry stand. He looked carefully over the things inside, curious to see if there would be anything with pearls inset into them. He knew it was unlikely, but he liked pearls a lot. It was a shame they were used more for potion-making than decoration, for they were rather pretty. He peered into the case for a brief moment once more before turning away and sitting on the edge of the well. Even if they had pearls, everything was just a bit too expensive for him at the moment. He dcided to rest for a moment. Maybe someone he knew would pass by, perhaps.

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Absinthe Party at the Fly/Honey Warehouse [Vestari/Kors-Kai]

Kors-Kai walked the streets of Whiterun idly. He had no destination anymore. He simply was admiring the town, watching people, picking easy marks.

A nervous looking Argonian entered his view and he decided to see about perhaps chatting him up. He hoped this one was Marsh-born, or at least spoke Jel. He was sick and tired of this Hist-forsaken language of men.

If nothing else, he would have what looked like an easy mark. The guy didn't look too aware of the state of his coinpurse at all times. Obviously he'd never been to Riften.

He approached and feigned picking up a septim off the ground.

"Oh, excuse me sir, I believe you dropped this." He flashed his signature grin, all teeth and charm, and held out the septim.

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ARGONIAN BABBYS

So I drew some Argonian RP characters today because they are fun to draw and I was also bored as hell and had too much time on my hands for a bit. Took some liberties on some of the characters, hopefully I didn't screw them up too bad. I try to draw Argonians based off of their Skyrim appearance, but sometimes it doesnt always work...

ALSO I drew each of these from my memory of how the character looked so sorry if I messed up big time.

Anyways, we have here:

Vestari

Tastes-Stars (I think I did pretty good on that one actually)

Swings-many-Swords (How do you horns)

Lost-His-Tail/Huleedal (Mary I hope you like my weird Skyrim/Oblivion mix there ._.)

Jeelus (I tried to give him a sleazy face but it was hard)

Milostha/Ioannes (Had NO reference on how the hell this would look, and when Trumpet drew Argonian!Ioannes at first it was all doodly anyways. So, I took some liberties, but I tried to make his horns pointy, his face short, and give his snout a steep slant. Also gave him a thin, long neck. I think it did good)

Sings-Many-Songs/Han-Zaw (This one I actually think did OK. Looks like the way Mary draws him and also keeps the Skyrim-esque look. Also, since she mentioned how his fin sorta shrunk away, gave him a sort of "scar" that looked like where it would have been. I think it suits him well)

Hope all of you like these.

EDIT: Derp forgot Sings's eyepatch

...oh well. He looks ok right now, and it's just a sketch. But if I drew a proper picture of him, then I would remember.

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((During the tumblr slowtime, I made a vector image of Vestari being shocked about something. Hopefully you don't think it sucks.

Enjoy!))

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OOC: Image references posted!

VESTARI Refs

PAY'RO Refs

For all of those people who want to draw my characters. :D

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Vestari Headcanon (goddammit I forgot where I left off so I'll make it number) 5.

Vestari probably has Argonian Aspergers. He's socially awkward, silent, and can't read social cues too well. Luckily he has the aura ability on his side to see what people are feeling. Otherwise he would mess up on EVERYTHING.