If you had to commit one crime, with the guarantee that it wouldn't be held against you if it was cool and sexy enough, what crime would you commit?
I would do one of those long-con confidence trickster acts. I read a lot about this kind of thing, people who pretend to be rich entrepreneurs or heirs and live the high life scamming everyone until people get suspicious and they have to move on, and the drama whore in me loves it but ethically I don't sit well with the usual victims, which are often young and/or professional women conned into what they think is a romantic relationshop. I would set myself up as some rich heir (and entrepreneur, why choose!) and then I'd go out there absolutely bullshitting all the tech bros. specifically Elon Musk, because he has a lot of money and very little sense. I would straight up just see how far I could push it, what bullshit I could pass off as legit, how much money I could get out of Mr Musk (and of course redistribute to better causes, especially causes he would hate), and overall I think I could create enough scandal and hilarity that all crime would be forgiven and probably there would be a new highly specific rule on Twitter representing some of the antics. I do think I could pull this off because I am very good at talking pure shite.
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