#vi please

[deblklesb]

i need her to do unspeakable things to me. i need her to come home so i can take care of her. i need to hold her and kiss her and receive her kisses. i need to feel her sleeping with her body on top of mine. i need her to hump my ass to get off when she's so worked up and just can't help herself. i need her to use my mouth. i need her to hold me by my waits while i ride her strap and hump her thighs. i need her to be obsessed with my boobs while they bounce in front of her face. i need to kiss her all over and worship her and whisper how great and good she is. i need to-

[vifromtheundercity]

Good point.

Counterpoint, I'm never wrong.

[the-travelling-witch]

Consider Shuji, outside your window at night, not with a boom box, but with a kid in the gang that's classically trained on violin because he thinks you're super cool and classy and he doesn't know what girls like that like exactly??? you're just left baffled and trying so hard to contain your laughter because what the FUCK shuji lmao

not the whole ass violin ㅠㅠ

“with a kid in the gang” he dragged the poor soul out at whatever hour of the night, i’m DECEASED

SHUJI

bless his heart, he’s such an idiot at most times but he means well in this case

cool and classy? please, i’m none of those things, where the fuck did he get that idea ㅠㅠ

i will laugh at him though while trying not to fall out of the window, very classy and sophisticated of me, yes yes

[torntrutha]

@kleinewahines​ :      A hand pokes idly at the scar sitting over their eye. A lopsided smile. “I got a few scratches and dents. I hope they just give me character.” A pause. "So, tell me, Cupcake, what say getting a few more? Yea? Nay?"

There’s exactly two seconds in which Caitlyn looks up from her desk and there’s genuine concern written in blue eyes  --  but then she remembers that she’s talking to Vi,  her significant other who always just makes jokes like this.   Caitlyn stands up from her chair,  walks around the desk,  sits on the edge.   Doesn’t bother crossing thighs or ankles,  she’s always wearing shorts under the awful design of the Enforcer uniform   ( she’s honestly trying to get it changed,  it’s a tradition that needs to be nixed ).    Caitlyn smiles.     “   While I think they add a certain charm to your looks,   you definitely should avoid getting anymore.   ”

[beetleandbee]

Kabbu: oh, well! Make sure you’re prepared for the adventures ahead; pack well for journeys, bring good friends, and be ready for many a surprise!

Vi: as one of the BEST explorers ever, my advice is just to go for it! Preparing takes way too long, just have a good weapon and be ready to beat in some skulls!

[deblklesb]

*taps mic*

thank you for your attention

[persistentflowers-moved-blog]

“You look exhausted.”

“I’m fine.” the redhead lies, eyes fixed on the comic she was reading as she takes a sip from her third cup of alcohol-coffee mix, “I will be, at least.” she states, gesturing to the coffee pot and bottle of alcohol before her for emphasis. 

At Vi’s feet, Dogmeat lets out a soft bark and tugs on her pantleg, as if calling her bluff. “Okay, maybe not. But I will be.” she states, gesturing to the coffee pot and bottle of alcohol before her for emphasis.

My muse has been having the same nightmare for weeks now and it’s taking it’s toll. Send me “You look exhausted.” for my muse’s response.   .  @cajunspoons