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[sebvett]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Formula 1 RPF Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sebastian Vettel/Mark Webber Characters: Sebastian Vettel, Mark Webber Additional Tags: this just...happened, Fluff without Plot, I Don't Even Know, British Grand Prix 2017, this makes exactly 0 sense, You Have Been Warned Summary:

Inspired by the two (2) pictures of Mark and Seb talking on Thursday.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[shitpostingmoftiss]

I'm sure that they have boxes that are big enough.

I mean, for me maybe, but Steven….

-M

[shitpostingmoftiss]

How often do you stroke your beard in a mirror?

Just when I’m feeling particularly devious. So. Quite often.

-M

[shitpostingmoftiss]

Yay!!! Finally the real Mark can answer my question, since fake!Mark didn't deem it worthy or something. Regarding your writing process, on average how many dick doodles does it take to break through your writer's block?

Hm… Are we only counting dicks? Because butts are fun too

[shitpostingmoftiss]

Wait a second… It is not ME answering those asks over in that doctor who blog… One of us is an imposter!

[shitpostingmoftiss]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall at the Holmes' cottage ... when Mary woke up and realized John had ditched her for Sherlock again. Maybe Billy had to knock her out again to prevent her murdering everyone else in the house?!

Hahah no actually she DID murder everyone in that house. We don’t see mummy or daddy Holmes afterward, now do we?

-M

[shitpostingmoftiss]

I do not grovel.

-M

[shitpostingmoftiss]

Everything is a metaphor

-M