Imagining the foxes trying to set up a surprise for Neil paranoia is a lifestyle not a diagnosis Josten. We all know that he hates celebrating his birthday so maybe it's for, like, his first ever win in an official exy team out of college or something. So Neil comes home to his apartment and it's quiet. But the sort of quiet that is arranged. He can hear faint shuffling here and there. Can basically Sense that the solace of his apartment has been disturbed. So he gets in and snaps his hand forward like a viper. Suddenly, Matt Boyd is flat on his stomach with his arm wrenched behind his back. Everyone gasps. The lights are turned on. Nicky's balloon pops. Dan's like omg neil we're so sorry we should have known. Renee is nodding in approval over Neil's form. Matt's like fuck yeah dude great moves. Allison's like i get u andrew that was hot. Andrew is horny also very impressed. Neil's like oh sorry I thought you guys were kidnappers :///
They learn to never try this again
