My villagers’ (and former villagers)’ opinions on Nintendo Switch Sports
Current residents:
Megan: Ooh, a sports game! I’m sure Audie will love this, sundae! She’s really into sports. I should get it for her for Christmas! Wait, what if she already has it then? Maybe I should get it for her birthday. Wait, maybe she’ll already have it then! How about the day it comes out? That sounds good. Wait, what if she doesn’t like it *cries in stress*
Audie: Woah! This sounds totes le coolsies! I can’t wait to play it with Megan and Marty! We’re gonna have sooo much fun, foxtrot! I can’t wait! I’ll preorder it asap!
Marty: Well as long as I don’t have to do any actual sports, pompom
Roald: Woah! This franchise is long overdue a new title, b-b-buddy! I can’t wait to play as Matt again
Leonardo: You mean against Matt, right?
Roald: Well yes, but I like to play as Matt himself because it makes me feel like a boxing LEGEND!
Leonardo: Sounds like a good idea, flexin’. I’d better make Matt on my Switch as soon as possible!
Agnes: I’m gonna show Roald that I’m better than him, snuffle! I’m gonna show SHARI that I’m better than her!
Shari: Agnes is goin’ down, cheeky!
Ankha: Ah, Wii Sports! You may not believe it but Puddles introduced me to this game while visiting my island soon after I’d woken up from my several thousand-year nap. I have been playing it with her and Leonardo quite a bit, me meow, since then. Of course, darling, I later decided I wanted to go on my journey and was therefore unable to play it anymore! I know for a fact Agnes and Shari will just adore the newest instalment so I guess there will be a new trio of video game sports masters!
Zell: Wow, this sounds like a nice thing to play with Vic. Did you know he has the fitness hobby, pronk?
Vic: What on earth is a “video game”?
Zell: Remember those games we played on our old island on the tv?
Agnes: Just sayin’ I was the best at ‘em
Shari: No
