#victor laszlo

[flypanegg]

Hmmm..... They are so difficult to me.

[underrtheskinn]

Casablanca (1942)

[symphony7inamajor]

play la marseillaise. play it.

[im-a-luxury]

so is anyone gonna write casablanca poly in the year 2025 or do i have to do everything in this house

[my-little-corner-of-whoville]

If Warner Bros made Resident Evil 2 instead of Capcom… Leon: "…And the names of Chris and Claire Redfield!" Claire: But… Why not you, Leon? What about last night? Leon: Last night, we said a great many things. You said I was to do the thinking for both of us. Well, I've done a lot of it since then, and it all adds up to one thing: you're getting on that helicopter with your brother where you belong. Claire: But, Leon, no, I… I.. Leon: Now, you've got to listen to me! You have any idea what you'd have to look forward to if you stayed here? Nine chances out of ten, we'd both wind up in an Umbrella lab. Isn't that true, Barry? Barry : I'm afraid Captain Wesker would insist. Claire: You're saying this only to make me go. Leon: I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Chris. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that copter leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. Claire: But what about us? Leon: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Raccoon City. We got it back last night. Claire: When I said I would never leave you-- Leon: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Claire, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. [She begins to cry.] Now, now…Here's looking at you, kid

[noirgasmweetheart]

Casablanca 1942 in Color : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Casablanca 1942 in Color

"Casablanca" in (vomitable) color

You are not looking at a fan's armature hobbyist project, nor something AI generated. This is the official, professional colorization by Ted Turner's company, unleashed on the unsuspecting public in 1988.

I want you all to share in my pain.

The very first image we're greeted with is this lollypop logo:

...my thoughts exactly.

Look at the laziness of this coloring job. It's like they selected colors at random, and just covered characters' entire outfits in them. My amateur Photoshop colorizations from college had more thought put into them!

But it gets worse.

...from Sam's "Rocky Horror" worthy suit...

...to Captain Renault's Fruit-by-the-Foot ribbons, to...

Ugarte contemplating whether his cheese curd suit was appropriate for Rick's Cafe.

"Signor Ugarte, you are under arrest for wearing that...thing."

But Ugarte's not the only one who looks like a bottle of mustard. Someone in the coloring department really loved that ugly shade of Craft yellow.

...is this Casablanca, or the Wisconsin Cheese Festival?

Because of that one line about Ilsa wearing blue on the day the Nazis marched into France, the color supervisor decided that Ilsa should only wear blue--except of course, for her cheese blouse previously shown.

A PROFESSIONAL. COLORING JOB.

[couldpolyamorysavethem]

RICK BLAINE, ILSA LUND, VICTOR LASZLO, and LOUIS RENAULT from CASABLANCA

No Justification Submitted - Anonymous

Could Polyamory Have Saved Them?

Yes

No

It would make them worse

It would make them worse (affectionate)

Voting ended onAug 17, 2024

[velvet4510]

In ‘Casablanca,’ was Ilsa in love with both Victor and Rick at the same time?

Yes

No, only with Rick

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2025