hi this goes out to victorcrystalgem
Clark: Please. If I tried to kiss Bruce, I'm sure he'd shove kryptonite down my throat.
Bruce, cutting into his burger with a knife: weird metaphor for my tongue
Duke, Conner, Dick, Tim, Steph, Damian, Jon, Cass, Jason: [screaming, crying, vomiting, rolling on the floor, burying their faces, breaking the diner's plates, stabbing themselves with butter knives]











