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Hiiii melvinborg people
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ahhh villain. Villain melvinborg. @drc00l4tt4 's villain melvin 🥺
🐎 yee-haw Follow
Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
👻 died-2019 Follow
You. You were putting it in COLD water????
📰 tired-principal Follow
Cowboy. Answer the question, Cowboy.
🐎 yee-haw Follow
Yeah????? I thought for like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the "tea-ification" process. Didn' realize there was an actual reason.
📰 tired-principal Follow
You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?
💣 ur-fav-villain Follow
Why. are you. putting it. in the MICROWAVE. to BOIL IT?
📰 tired-principal Follow
Do you think I have the time to boil water on the stove?
💣 ur-fav-villain Follow
IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE!
📰 tired-principal Follow
Villain, is your stovetop powered by the sun???
💣 ur-fav-villain Follow
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE???
📰 tired-principal Follow
Around seven minutes!
💣 ur-fav-villain Follow
Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, and it boils in about two minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan.
📰 tired-principal Follow
You're putting a whole mug on the stove? On medium heat? Your stove is enchanted.
🌌 i-am-nowhere Follow
Every single one of you is a fucking lunatic
👑 ruler-of-everything Follow
Doth none amongst you possess a damn'd kettle?
I'm not giving any context to this aside from Undertale Fandom 2017 (or so, im bad with timings n shit)
