Reader Insert Lady

Welcome, welcome! As you can see, I write reader inserts! However, unfortunately for you, requests are closed until further notice. (Current # of requests: A LOT 200+) HOWEVER however, commissions ARE open.

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Things to look at before commissioning/browsing...

Fandoms I write for...

Mario & related fandoms (any media [Luigi's mansion, m&l games...])

Donkey Kong (any media)

Invader Zim

A Hat in Time

Undertale (and any AU, just specify)

Deltarune

Bendy and the Ink Machine

Cuphead

Villainous

Mad Rat Dead

Hazbin Hotel

Rainbow Friends

Dandy's World

Kirby (any media)

Gravity Falls

Sonic (any media)

Minecraft Story Mode

Captain Underpants

FNAF (games specifically)

Stardew Valley

SCP (any media)

Klonoa

The Great Mouse Detective

Everhood

Specific ships?

As long as it's an 'x reader,' and is in one of the fandoms I listed, then it's fine! You could even request that one random guy in Mafia town, or request multiple characters at once. But, if you aren't sure, then don't be afraid to ask or send a personal message.

Other specifications?

If you don't include a specific gender in a request, then I'll make the reader gender neutral by default. If you only request Random Character x Reader and nothing else, I'll come up with a random prompt to follow it. I also write inserts in the second person, but if you want it to be first or third person, that's fine too! I don't mind if you make a request super-duper specific either, and I'll try my best to follow along with your idea! :]

What's not allowed?

Of course, pedophilia isn't allowed, but otherwise nearly everything else is fair game! If you need me to tag something or add a warning to a post that you're not comfortable with, then let me know. And, if you just want to send in a plain ask instead of a request, then that's fine too!

...Even NSFW is allowed?

Yes, even the most sauciests of requests are allowed! Even, ahem, the forbidden 'hand holding.' However, if the character is a bit young, I'll age them up by default unless it's platonic. I know Tumblr is a bit iffy with the tags, so I'll try to add a warning at the top of the post if it's smut related.

What about commissions?

General requests are closed, but as of currently, yes, I am taking in commissions! If you would like to see more about it, please check here on this link.

Anything else?

I have an ao3 account called EggMeister. If you don't like the formatting in Tumblr, I also put fics on ao3.

Important links:

Masterlist of all fics I’ve written between A-J (note, the masterlists haven't been updated in a long time!)

Masterlist of all fics I’ve written between K-P

Masterlist of all fics I've written between Q-Z

Masterlist of Holiday Adventures with You and King Boo

Major Events:

None :3

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

It was a honest mistake, really! You never meant to put yourself in generational debt and have to pay the owner of the casino in a creative way...

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I want to request a commission SO BAD but I am BROKE so I will just say this. Thank you for feeding us. amen and hallelujah 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

I GET THAT LMAO- sometimes i see really cool artists that id wanna commission but i broke as heeeell. Im glad you enjoy my works even if i havent posted a lot lately 🎆

[startistdoodles]

Sent to the Underwhere

[rabbitaartistt]

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WHATS HE DOIN DOWN THERE!!!! Eats this art... so that's where he went...

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Changed up my commission post a little bit amd made it easier to read! Still taking commissions (and have been for a while lol) so don't be afraid to send a DM!

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im so fucking scared of you

Real though 3inejfnr /silly

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If there's one thing I love in fiction it's parental love, but if there's something I find more interesting is parental instinct in avian characters, and i don't know why, i just do.

for example: ahit

Dr Groves judging the jewelry your lover gifted you, especially if there's jewels involved. Scrutinising each scratch and fingerprint on the crystal, taking into account the size, the more gaudy the gift the more desperate it is in his eyes.

The Conductor fixing you up before a shot, even though you've already spent plenty of time prepping yourself by the mirror. Going over your outfit, dusting dust of your shoulders, making sure not a hair/feather/whatever is out of place before releasing you.

: Count Duckula

Despite the fire puting a hypnotic spell on the pyromaniac. Don Diego keeps you close as it creeps closer, shielding you with his cape, puting it between you and the hungry flames.

Aunt Lucrecia and Uncle Vlad asking you about your stay overseas over a wine glass of blood, the vampire equivalent of “so, met any cute girls/boys” topic but morbid.

Rory taking in, you, a discarded fledgling under his wing, showing you the ropes of vampirism and in general how to maintain a castle.

Being reincarnated alongside Duckula, re-establishing your relationship as family, meeting each other all over again, and again and again.

Guillame Bill inviting you to poker night at his chalet, offering you to taste of his charcuterie board adorn with cheese he made himself, unless you're lactose intolerant.

: Ducktales

Donald showing up to ceremonies when he finds out no one is coming with you.

Scrooge guiding you with a hand on the nape of your neck through a sea of facades, the power hungry "echelons of society” behaving like sharks catching the faintest with of blood in their waters. And you're reeking of insecurity and potential to widen their place in the wedge they made for themselves in the eye of the populous. But as the clever fisherman says, there's always a bigger catch, and he's looming behind you, with a thinly valid facade of his own.

REAL!! Birdies being just soooo sweet to someone they cherish deeply is (chef's kiss) and especially in such a specific way. Fluffy feathers... I feel like some could follow some kind of built-in nesting protocol, especially the birdies that are for cold weather (Grooves, bc penguin... even if the studio itself might be warm lmao). All the blankets, just for you ✨️

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Hi, I read your Fixer Upper fic and it was the best thing I have ever read 😭 I know it’s a long shot, but is there any chance you might write for it again? If not, is it possible to commission you to continue it? (This is my first time using tumblr so I hope I’m asking in the right place!)

Hi there! Scratches cheek, I've been a bit slacking on this account and writing in general, but if there are any commissions that you would like to make, please don't be afraid to send off a DM! I don't think I'd continue that fic- I did reread through it, and I feel as though my writing skills have changed since then; if you are to commission something, I may rewrite it or go on a different note on how to go about a fic (ie, different plot line, story aspects, etc). Though if you are still interested again do DM me 🍳

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UM OH MY GOSH HI TYSM FOR THE FOLLOW I ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOUR BROTHERSHIP FICS THEYRE LITERALLY SO IN CHARACTER....... like its perfect how do you have them down this well . are you living in acquire's walls. /silly

BUT YEAH THANK YOU AYGJDJGNR IT IS AN HONOR 🙏

Waving waving hiii hiiii!!!! Ty for leaving this delightful ask lol, glad you enjoy my fics! Followed for the yommy art drools 🤤. I Gotta write more Brothership too hmmmmh it's been a while..

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

You took the time to dress up nice, finding your best outfit and nicest shoes, and got to the café about ten minutes early.

…

And have been waiting for about fifteen minutes now.

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You are, most likely, in much need of something from the fridge before you work on your dissertation some more. Too bad your housemate has been acting a bit weird lately and brings you out of your comfort zone.

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Made this for an art collab! What do ya think?

39bfi3bf dawwh it's so cute

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Tonight is different. You can't quite put your finger on it, but something is different. It couldn't possibly involve the man you've known for a while... right?

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

After what seems like forever, the Extension Corps have a day off. The perfect day to relax! Too bad one of them has the inability to sit still for more than five minutes without wanting to bounce off the walls

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sorry man i hate to break it to you but this one is different 😔

Textless & individual & better quality version in the readmore. My thoughts are in the tags :3

(What the text says:) This world isn't the first. There are many others, most quite different. Some were easy. Others took... a teensy bit more effort. So I have to ask... What makes you think this one won't end the same?

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Combining some hyper fixations, I have to make this! It's some Skull Girls characters, cosplaying as the FF IX party members.

OOOOO LOOK AT THEM ALL ❤️🎆

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sorry for the fastest zokket in the world but i HAD to get this out of my brain