Ah, um, you can totally call me a minion. Just like those weird yellow things the human kids like so much. The only reason Ozuru keeps me alive is so I can do his bidding. What a lazy sack of feathers.
And how did I end up in such a predicament? I was just passing through Johto, minding my own business when a bunch of mangy mutts came out of the woods and attacked me. I was near dead before Ozuru appeared out of the sky and totally annihilated my attackers. We talked and it became obvious I had no other choice but to serve him after he saved my life.
Sometimes I don’t know what would be worse. Dying or serving a giant turkey.
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