#violet memes

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Ridoc: Never have I ever been handcuffed

Violet: *drinks*

Second squad: You've been arrested?!

Violet: That wasn't the question

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Okay so, hear me out.

When Violet is guessing Xaden's second signet, she guesses distance wielding, and Xaden says that if he had it, he would have been with Violet every night, right?

In book 3 tho, we learn that Garrick has distance wielding, so do we think they ever got drunk and...

Xaden: Garrick

Xaden: GARRICK

Garrick: What?

Xaden: Take me to Violet

Garrick: *sighs* You know I can't do tha—

Xaden: Boooooo

Garrick: If either of us get caught, it would risk everything we—

Xaden: BUT I MISS MY VIOLENCE!

Garrick: You're going to see her in two days!

Xaden: That's too long. Take me to Violet.

Garrick *to himself*: How did this become my life?

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Violet (to Xaden): GO FUCK YOURSELF! Violet: *contemplates* Violet: No, wait, actually Violet: Let me do it Violet: Please

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Violet: You have nice eyes

Xaden: Thanks, your kids can have them too

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Violet: Hey guys, turns out jelly fish don't have brains Sawyer: Ridoc, when were you gonna tell us? Ridoc: Tell you what? Sawyer: That you're part jellyfish Ridoc: ... Violet: They also eat and poop from the same hole Ridoc: So shit comes out of their mouth? Sawyer: Dain, you too?

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Violet: What did it cost? Xaden: More than I was willing to give Violet: you are willing to sacrifice yourself, and countless others. What could he have possibly asked for that you were not willing to give? Xaden: You

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Xaden: You should take care of your eyes, Dain

Dain: ?

Xaden: They're the only balls you have

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Violet: Take your things and go... What are you DOING!?

Violet: Put me down!

Xaden: You said take my things and go

Xaden: I'm doing exactly what you asked