#violet incorrect quotes

[azrielsshadows42]

Okay so, hear me out, (unless you haven't read iron flame onward).

When Violet is guessing Xaden's second signet, she guesses distance wielding, and Xaden says that if he had it, he would have been with Violet every night, right?

In book 3 tho, we learn that Garrick has distance wielding, so do we think they ever got drunk and...

Xaden: Garrick

Xaden: GARRICK

Garrick: What?

Xaden: Take me to Violet

Garrick: *sighs* You know I can't do tha—

Xaden: Boooooo

Garrick: If either of us get caught, it would risk everything we—

Xaden: BUT I MISS MY VIOLENCE!

Garrick: You're going to see her in two days!

Xaden: That's too long. Take me to Violet.

Garrick *to himself*: How did this become my life?

[violentdelightshavevioletends]

Xaden: My future partner must be fearless, emotionally-detached, intimidating, intelligent, successful, confident, and organized.

Violet: *steps on a bug and proceeds to drop to her knees and try to mend its wings while apologizing profusely*

Xaden: That one. She’s the one. SGAEYL ITS TIME FOR TAIRN TO GET A NEW RIDER, I WANT THIS ONE!

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Violet (to Xaden): GO FUCK YOURSELF! Violet: *contemplates* Violet: No, wait, actually Violet: Let me do it Violet: Please

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Violet: You have nice eyes

Xaden: Thanks, your kids can have them too

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Violet: Hey guys, turns out jelly fish don't have brains Sawyer: Ridoc, when were you gonna tell us? Ridoc: Tell you what? Sawyer: That you're part jellyfish Ridoc: ... Violet: They also eat and poop from the same hole Ridoc: So shit comes out of their mouth? Sawyer: Dain, you too?

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Violet: What did it cost? Xaden: More than I was willing to give Violet: you are willing to sacrifice yourself, and countless others. What could he have possibly asked for that you were not willing to give? Xaden: You

[violentdelightshavevioletends]

Xaden: WHO ATE MY CAKE?!

Xaden: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Violet: I did?

Xaden: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating nearly enough lately Violet.

Xaden: *walks away*

Violet:

Violet: He’s gone Ridoc.

Ridoc, coming out of the closet with chocolate smudged all over his face and cake filling his mouth: Twankh uh!

[violentdelightshavevioletends]

Xaden: I can explain.

Violet: Can you?

Xaden: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a partial-truth-sort-of-lie that sounds better than the full truth.