A collection of incorrect quotes featuring the main couples of A Hymn of Snow and Ice, sibling dynamics, and some bonus characters.
Yun-Hee [Hydro]: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
Ruoxing [Sektor]: I will politely decline.
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Tomáš: Why is Ruoxing crying on the floor?
Bi-Han: He's drunk.
Tomáš: And?
Bi-Han: He saw a picture of Raimi's boyfriend.
Tomáš: ...? But he's Raimi's boyfriend.
Bi-Han: I know.
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Kung Lao: If you water water, it grows.
Ruoxing [Sektor]: ...What.
Raiden: He has a point.
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Longwei [Oniro]: So, are you two friends?
Ruoxing [Sektor]: Yes.
Bi-Han: No.
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Ruoxing [Sektor]: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
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Tomáš: New year, new me.
Yun-Hee [Hydro]: Brother, it’s literally August.
Tomáš: Time is an illusion.
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Theo | Raimi [Cyrax]: Cause you're pretty and you're smart, and you're ignoring me so you're obviously my type.
Ruoxing [Sektor], distracted while working: I'm sorry- what were you saying?
Theo | Raimi [Cyrax]: Perfect.
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Yun-Hee [Hydro]: Where's Kuai Liang?
Bi-Han: Don't worry, I'll find my brother.
Bi-Han, shouting: Tomáš sucks!
Kuai Liang, distantly: Tomáš is the best person ever! Take that back!
Bi-Han: Found him.
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Bi-Han: My back hurts.
Hanzo, walking into the room: Take the spine out.
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Theo | Raimi [Cyrax]: Did you know spiders can hold 8 guns at once?
Kuai Liang: How does it WALK??
Theo | Raimi [Cyrax]:
Theo | Raimi [Cyrax]: Did you know spiders can hold 7 guns at once?
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Bi-Han: That was so hot, Yun-Hee.
Yun-Hee [Hydro]: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Bi-Han: I'm so in love with you.
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Theo | Raimi [Cyrax]: I’m going to dunk on you.
Tomáš: Bring a ladder.
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*at a zoo*
Lanxin [Frost]: What are they in for?
Kuai Liang: Lanxin, this isn't prison.
Lanxin [Frost]: So they can leave?
Kuai Liang: No, but-
Lanxin [Frost], pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Ruoxing [Sektor]: Adulting is hard.
Ruoxing [Sektor]: How do I quit?
Kuai Liang: Time travel?
Tomáš: Die.
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Yun-Hee [Hydro]: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
Theo | Raimi [Cyrax]: My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.
Bi-Han: It’s called connotations.
Tomáš: Try this one on for size, “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” vs “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty."
Kuai Liang: Great news! Language is now banned!
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Theo | Raimi [Cyrax]: What kinds of sounds annoy you?
Charlène: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?
Theo | Raimi [Cyrax], now interested: Lets say imaginary.
Charlène: Spiders wearing flip flops.
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Bi-Han: And now for a gay update with Theo and Ruoxing.
Ruoxing [Sektor]: Getting gayer.
Bi-Han: Thank you, Ruoxing.
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Kuai Liang: Seriously, Tomáš, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?