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36 and 55 for the weird asks
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?
Oh, my, this one is impossible. Iām old. Maybe a Gandalf one?
55. favorite fairy tale?
Beauty and the Beast. But Iām not the biggest specialist on fairy tales, so I have no other way of defending my choice than appealing to the idea of the transformative power of love.
From this ask game.
mixingpumpkins replied to your post āi donāt think iāll ever get used to Youthā¢ just talking about fanfic...ā
On one hand I'm glad they feel they can talk about it; on the other there is something foundational about the Fear of people in real life knowing you write fic, and losing that is Changing fandoms in strange ways.
viper-official reblogged your post and added:
I donāt talk about it freely irl even with the few...
namara-ashina replied to your post āi donāt think iāll ever get used to Youthā¢ just talking about fanfic...ā
The kids these days give no fucks what so ever XD
All of these things at once, yes. I simply cannot reconcile fandom content with it being general knowledge, because since I was 12 Iāve had this thing in which my fandom persona is completely separate from me irl and this is habit is just being left behind? Times are a-changing and all that, but itās happening so fast I canāt get used to it.
Thereās also theĀ āOh this published famous author wrote x fanfic in the past but good luck finding it because they deleted everything when they went pro because thatās how things areā. Is this just going to end too? I guess so, and thatās nice, because fandom artistic content has as much value as original art, but it doesnāt mean I wanna talk about it in person
Sparrington!
sorry Iām late haha but are you READY FOR MY HEADCANONS ABOUT MY FAVOURITE SHIP
@crowleyismyonlyking you asked for this too <3
Send in two (or more) names and Iāll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Ā Awful | Ew | No pics pls | Iām not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Letās do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Most likely for life but with numerous small break ups in between. They canāt live without each other though!
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - They fell in love rather quickly but it took them a few years to finally to finally accept it as what it was, especially James didnāt want to accept it at first.
How was their first kiss? - Kind of messy, pretty quick and Jack was the one to kiss James first so it was a bit of a surprise but nice nontheless.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - James was going to, had been planing it for days an thinking the words through in his head non stop. Of course he got nervous and messed it up and Jack just wanted to get it over with and asked himself.
Who is the best man/men? - WillĀ
Who is the braidās maid(s)? - Elizabeth
Who did the most planning? - James did, Jack would have taken a more spontaneous approach.
Who stressed the most? - James again or perhaps Jack was just better at hiding it.Ā
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Sex:
beware I got some headcanons for this that donāt fit with the general idea in the fandom
Who is on top? - They like to switch it up. At first it was usually James but once the became more comfortable with each other, James finally opened up about his own desires and that he, despite popular belief, liked it the other way around too.Ā
Who is the one to instigate things? - Definitey Jack a lot of the time, he can be awfully annoying when he wants attention.Ā
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Donāt go into the sex dungeon without a horseās head
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - They try.Ā
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bedās shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar itād make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wallās so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
I can absolutely see them sharing small moments of affection in public that you donāt notice if you donāt pay attention and I think that idea is really cute.Ā
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - None.
How many children will they adopt? - Two at most.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Pretty much equal, James makes Jack do it, sharing the grossness makes it better.Ā
Who is the stricter parent? - James wants to be but definitely fails to be strict a lot, especially when the kids just look at him with their big eyes, he canāt help it but compared to Jack, he could be considered the stricter parent.Ā
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - James does, Jack sometimes even encourages risky things.Ā
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - James, heās usually up earlier.Ā
Who is the more loved parent? - One might think itās Jack because heās theĀ ācoolerā parent, maybe he was at some point but they are pretty much loved the same for their own qualities.Ā
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - James is, he doesnāt even want Jack to attent them... last time didnāt end too well.Ā
Who cried the most at graduation? - Surprisingly Jack but James definitely had to try very hard to hold it back.Ā
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Jack is but if something bad really happened, they can count on both of their dads.Ā
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Jack always comes home with all sorts of exotic recipes and actually does try them. Are they always good? No. Does he keep on trying? Yes.Ā
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - James is, sometimes Jackās food becomes just too weird.Ā
Who does the grocery shopping? - James does and it makes him insane if Jack asks for some questionable weird ingredients and he just canāt find them anywhere.Ā
How often do they bake desserts? - Usually only on special occasions, theyāre not really fans of baking though James likes to eat and make pies like his grandma made them.Ā
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Theyāre meat people.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Jack loves to surprise James. James would usually ask if they want to go out, when and where but Jack loves to do surprises.Ā
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Jack.Ā
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Jack, he does cook often, doesnāt mean heās particularily good at doing so.Ā
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - James does most of the time but not always. Jack keeps his space in check but the rest of the place? Unless heās told to, not so much.
Who is really against chores? - Jack doesnāt like chores, he doesnāt like being told what to do but heās always up for helping out if asked nicely.Ā
Who cleans up after the pets? - Jack brought one home once randomly, well that meant it was his job to do so.Ā
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Jack, out of sight, out of mind, am I right?
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - James grew up in an environment where the way you presented yourself was very important, he carried that into adulthood so yes, he stresses a lot when guests are coming over and wants to make everything perfect while Jack usually takes a more relaxed approach.Ā
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Not while cleaning per se but Jack has a feeling for stuff like that.Ā
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - James, he likes the alone time to relax.Ā
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Jack brought it home, Jack has to do it but sometimes they both go or James goes if he wants to clear his head.Ā
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Every year before whatever holiday it is, they go on a massive decoration shopping trip if something is missing, followed by a day of hardcore decorating. James would be okay with keeping it simple but Jack gets really excited about holidays and James just rolls with it. Decoration is fun!
What are their goals for the relationship? - As simple as it is, be happy and free and be good to each other.Ā
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Jack if he gets the chance to.
Who plays the most pranks? Also Jack but James is used to it by now and doesnāt fall for it that easily anymore.Ā
"6000 year slow burn" is the best name! You win!
I thought it was a pretty accurate description of their reladionship ;)
And thanks!
Will you add me to you Remus tag list?
HELLO friend, I've actually updated the way my tag list works since then and have A WHOLE NEW taglist format. so if you wanna fill out this form I can add you in :) Thanks for reading <3Ā Ā
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The app is being annoying so I hope I haven't accidently sent this multiple times. Lol. But congrats in the 200!!!! Can you write a fic where Aziraphale tries to talk Crowley into adopting a kid in need he's run across with him?
Ahhh thanks love! Iām so sorry this took so long, I finally caved and bought a new laptop charger since I lost mine. I hope you liked this!Ā
based off of this awesome fanart!Ā
Ring ring
After tainting the souls of millions with yet another power outage, Crowley had retired to his favorite chair for a nap when the phone trilled, Aziraphale's name flashing on the small screen.
"Mm 'ello?" He drawled lazily, still on the edges of unconsciousness.
"My dear boy, I have something splendid to tell you!"
The sound his friend's overly-chipper voice grated on his eardrums.
"I'll assume there's a long story to go with it? If you don't mind, Angel, I'm in the middle of a nap. Come over in an hour or so, yes? Wonderful, goodbye."
Crowley let the phone fall from his hand, turning over in his chair as the receiver swung on its cord. Was he a bit curt and dismissive? Perhaps, but Aziraphale was used to his grumpiness by now, he knew not to take offense when Crowley's naps were involved.
A while later, the sound of a door closing woke Crowley from his slumber. He adjusted his position in the chair again, groaning as he heard Aziraphale call out questioningly.
"Upstairs in the study," was his drowsy response.
A light rap on his door, then the slight squeaking of hinges. "Crowley, dear."
The demon was splayed out on his wing-backed chair when the angel walked in, one leg hanging over the plush arm, his head lolling over the other armrest as he stared at the ceiling. Crowley heaved a great sigh - Aziraphale only used that specific tone when he wanted something, something he knew Crowley wouldn't like.
"Yes, Angel, what is it?"
"Well I think it'd be best if you saw for yourself..."
With a long-suffering sigh, because honestly, asking him to move when he was this comfortable should have been a crime. He sat up reluctantly, swiveling around to face the angelā¦ and immediately came to a screeching halt.
"What," he said with disdain as he pointed, "Is that?"
Looking at the demon crossly, Aziraphale admonished, "Oh come now Crowley, there's no need to be rude." He gently steered the creature closer. Smiling sweetly he announced, "This is Nevaeh."
"ā¦ It's a child - why have you brought a child here? Whose spawn is it?"
"Well that's the thing, it's quite tragic, honestly - Nevie doesn't have a family, so I was thinking that we mightā¦well, that we might take her under our wings, er - so to speak."
Rubbing his temples, Crowley groaned, "You've already given it a nickname? Angel, you're killing me here. Do you always have to be such a - such an angel?"
Ariraphale didn't bother to answer the rhetorical questions, opting to give the demon a pleading look.
Always has to be so noble, Crowley thought as he heaved himself out of the chair. Couldn't just leave well enough alone, he griped internally as he slipped on his leather jacket. Don't they have such things as orphanages? I'm quite certain they do. Why not just drop the beast off there? Crowley's thoughts continued along that line as he sashayed his way to the door, cocking his head towards the soft angel and the quiet child, signaling that they should be following him. At least the beast wasn't loud and obnoxious. Yet.
Aziraphale and an obedient Nevie obliged as the angel questioned, "Um, Crowley dear, where is it exactly that we are headed?"
"Ice cream, Angel. I never make an important decision unless I've mulled it over with a few scoops. Little beasts like ice cream, don't they?"
Nevie didn't answer, just grabbed the edge of Aziraphale's coat and followed along with a small smile.
Walking down a few blocks to the nearest ice cream parlour, Aziraphale and Crowley quietly argued about what to do with the small child. They pushed through the doors, ordered their scoops, and walked back out the door arguing all the while. Nevie was still silent, taking in everything they said as she licked at her cone. One hand still clutching Aziraphale's coat, she turned the corner with them, only to walk straight into something. That 'something' was the leg of a pompous businessman in a hurry, and he spat a few choice words at Nevie and her two companions, but the little girl was too busy apologizing and trying to clean up her dropped cone to realize the harsh words said.
It didn't, however, escape Crowley's notice. Aziraphale had bent down to help Nevie and check if she was hurt, But Crowley glared daggers at the man as he scurried away, still yelling on the phone and gesturing rudely to passerby's. Crowley smirked and used a little demonic influence to make sure the man had an unsuccessful business week - served the man right for barreling into an innocent child then exploding about it. Oh mercy, he was going soft already.
Crowley 'miracled' up a new ice cream cone and handed it to Nevie, wiping her tears as he said flippantly, "Here, you can take mine, I was done with it anyway."
Nevie stared up at Crowley in wonder, gently taking the cone from him and giving him a smile. The demon's lips lifted into a soft curve as the child surprised him by softly thanking him, nearly sending him into shock when she tentatively grabbed his hand.
The trio continued on their walk, and Crowley didn't notice how silent it had been until he looked over at Aziraphale - the angel looked ready to explode.
"Oh no, no no no no-"
"My dear! That was-"
"Don't you dare say it, Angel."
"The nicest-"
"I'm not nice!"
"Adorable-"
"I'm not adorable-"
"Act of kindness ever!"
"Sh-shut up, Angel! I'm a demon, I'm not nice!"
"Well I think you're nice, Mr. Crowley," a small voice piped up.
The two men stopped dead in their tracks at the quiet confidence in the voice, looking down at Nevie as she licked at her cone and held onto Crowley's hand. The demon hadn't even noticed the continued hand holding, nor did he notice the dopey smile on Aziraphale's face.
"Fine, I don't suppose it'll be too much trouble to take care of the little beast," Crowley grumbled as they walked towards the park.
Aziraphale lingered behind the demon and the little girl, his newfound family, and was grateful that his dear demon wasn't so evil as he claimed.Ā
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Thank you for the ask, sweets! <3Ā
š»- Do you enjoy Halloween? What do you usually do during the holiday?Ā
I forkingĀ love Halloween.Ā It is straight up my favorite holiday.Ā Unfortunately Iām almost always working that day, but I do dress up for work and hand out candy and stickers to all of our patients. :D
š- Do you like aesthetic posts/blogs? What would you say your āAestheticā is?
I love aesthetic posts.Ā Theyāre so creative and cool.
I think my aesthetic is raindrops, ocean waves, old books, and rose petals.
š- What would a suitor have to do to win your hand in marriage?
My love is easily won.Ā As long as someone has a good sense of humor and a kind heart, Iām a sucker.Ā Ā
Buuuuuut that said, Iām already taken by someone who is all that and so, so much more, so not a thing in the world could move me to accept anyone elseās hand in marriage. :)
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Would You Rather
Have Severus Snape help you make a love potion OR have (BBC) Sherlock Holmes fill out a map of the solar system?
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