#vipir

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

Vipir the Fleet: Why are you guys talking like that? And how come I never get the cool jobs to do?!

Delvin Mallory: Well you sometimes have difficulty comprehending the complexities of certain tasks.

Vipir: ...Huh?

Vex: You don't understand how to carry out some assignments.

Vipir: What...?

Brynjolf: You don't know how to do a lot of stuff, lad.

Vipir: Come again?

Thrynn: You're not smart!

Vipir: HEY-

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Sapphire: If you step on a person's foot, they open their mouth just like trash cans.

Vipir the Fleet:

[nazumorim]

ええやんけ

[t-oclafane]

how did i never post these pics of where i was learning how the posing mod worked and ended up with what looks a bit like bad boy band photos of the thieves guild???

[sapphis]

Vipir: So, Sapphire. Can I do anything for you, or more to the point... to you?

Sapphire: Vipir "the Fleet." The only man who's foolish enough to name himself after his bedroom prowess

Vipir: You stupid cow. You don't know what you're missing

Sapphire: No, but I know that you're going to turn up missing if you keep up this kind of talk

[gears-keep-turning]

Vipir was sent to the timeout bin while their tub aired out after they took the rat at feeding time but decided to shove it under their hide instead of eating it so I couldn’t see and it got gross.

[catburd]

This is what happens when you make her guildmaster u fucks

Lyric is @jennifero77‘s

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[incorrectskyrimquotes]

Vipir, trying to writing something: "Theif"

Niruin: "Theif"???

Thrynn: It's I before E, except after C.

Vipir, correcting the word: "Thceif"

Thrynn: No.