Jun 5, 2014
virgo horoscope ; week of 6/4 - 6/10
This week brings you success in sports, card games, or other minor contests of luck and brawn. Let it comfort you. Let it soothe you. Let it distract you from the overwhelming lack of success in any contest that actually matters, such as the desperate struggle between your mortal body and the process of aging that gradually erodes all but your fragile, bewildered mind. And then even that. At least you are not yet too senile to best little Jamie at a game of Go Fish.