Shadow saga BYU Mormons AU. Peter is running for student council president but must first find a way to placate Achilles, who is currently blackmailing him after breaking into Peter’s dorm and finding French vanilla latte keurig pods hidden in his ottoman. Virlomi is about to graduate and getting panicked about it being her last semester to secure a ring by spring. Alai is still Muslim and finding increasingly improbable hideouts in which to conduct his midday prayers. Bean and Petra agree to help Peter take down Achilles but only under the condition that he be their Provo pusher. Dink Meeker drinks a 44 oz Swig Diet Coke with coffee creamer and sugar free cotton candy syrup every day.














