Plot Corner with Poco #8: Dr. Grump
@pocotippy went all the way back in our chat logs and found this!!! The first plot rant we did!! (This one’s 99% poco, though, so you know who to thank)
Poco: I think it’s a really inventive idea and has a lot of different like story opportunity. Like you could make some really good comics/fics about it. Heck if it wasn’t a game grumps AU it totally sounds like a legit cartoon plot to me.
Legend: Hahaha I mean, I could still make a cartoon if I really wanted--but yeah, it’s one of my more inventive plots I think.
Poco: Totally, plus I just really love the idea of like each of the little viruses going off on their own adventures and Brian going around trying to track them down. And like Brian gets a reputation as this mystery doctor type of thing. I could go on about my virus grumps headcanon stuff forever, dude.
Legend: What if I have forever and I want to hear all of your virus headcanons.
Poco: Dude sit down and prepare for some text spam. Ok first off, Dan has like a major sweet tooth so he ends up infecting a lot of candy shop owners and stuff (especially this one really nice candy shop lady).
Legend: I’m already into it. I might need to record this for the future.
Poco: Also since Arin infects by punching people he’ll just like climb buildings or hide under boxes like solid snake and then just jump on people liek a cat out of nowhere.
Poco: Since Barry and Arin are protective of Dan, they kinda baby him sometimes so Dan gets annoyed and he’ll like sneak out at night and explore/infect. So Arin and Barry wake up and Dan is just gone so they spend the day tracking him down.
Poco: Barry just kinda wanders around and he tries to be helpful, he really does, but it never seems to go quite right, think a series of unfortunate events type thing. Also one time Arin and Barry get caught by Brian trying to save Dan, so Dan actually has to focus and try to save them.
Poco: Whenever they get stuck in crowds and Arin gets overwhelmed Barry just kinda goes “welp” and like picks him up over his shoulder and continues on.
Poco: One time one of the viruses actually makes friends wth someone and they try really hard not to infect them.
Legend: The Barry carrying Arin one is amazing oh my god. Also them making friends ahhhh.
Poco: When they’re trying to steal food Arin is just like “ok listen, here’s the plan” and Dan is sorta listening, but mostly zoning out and while Arin is distracted with Dan, Barry just kinda walks up and takes some stuff while the shopkeeper isn’t looking and then he just goes back and continues to listen to Arin’s plan, which only works half the time.
Poco: Dan will sometimes just run around, like just run and zone out so he’ll just end up in these weird places. I really like the idea that Danny knows/has met the most people out of all the viruses.
Legend: He totally would know the most people oh my god
Poco: If Arin sees Dan or Barry shivering he’ll immediately just go up to them and start cuddling.
Poco: On time Brian loses the pills and he has to go through this whole ordeal to try and find them and then Barry/Dan find them by accident and return it to him secretly because they’re just nice dudes.
Poco: Brian is kinda like an action doctor, like he is super athletic and cool.
Poco: Dan sings and it does a thing, it could be comforting or something with his virus but I just want it to do something.
Poco: How ya liking them so far?
Legend: Oh my god, I love all of them and they’re so spot on??? Like you’re so good at this.
Legend: And for the singing thing: I imagine it would act as like a natural “immunity” (not quite that strong, but it would at least lessen) for the anxiety/depression that his virus produces.
Poco: Oooo! That’s awesome! Also I like the idea that whenever they steal from a place, Barry will go back later and leave a little apology gift.
Legend: Maybe that’s why they start stealing out of dumpsters exclusively. Barry feels too bad about stealing.
Poco: Ya Barry is too nice to do it so Arin is like “ugh fine!” and to the dumpsters they go.
Legend: And I mean, they can’t really have any kind of stomach problems so it’s not like gross/rotten food can hurt them anyway.
Legend: They just have to sustain those puny human shells, y’know?
Poco: Exactly, but they aren’t completely viruses so they still kinda prefer not spoiled food but they’re fine with the rotten stuff.
Legend: Right, right, of course. And they have their preferences (i.e. the sweet tooth on Danny that you mentioned)
Poco: Exactly. Also Dan knowing a ton of people not just in town but like everywhere cause like I said he kinda runs off on his own a lot. So like he’s actually kinda well liked by the people he’s interacted with that he didn’t infect.
Legend: Dan’s a wily one anyway. Like, he gets close to you in order to infect you, but sometimes I guess he just changes his mind and he’s like “actually nah, I’m cool with this one.”
Poco: Totally, I like the idea that Dan is like actually super competent. Like he’s awesome and stealth and he’s good with handling people and all types of stuff.
Legend: Yeah! He just gets zoned out sometimes, which actually helps when he’s trying to focus on something important because he’s DEAD FOCUSED until that thing is done.
Poco: I like the idea that in all of Brian’s files, he has them all analyzed and stuff and Dan is labelled as the most dangerous one.
Legend: I bet he is! Because Barry is totally benign. He only infects by pure chance and he’s pretty conscious of coming into contact with people. Arin is really predictable and most people run when a horned child comes running and screaming at them.
Legend: But Danny gets all up in your insecurities. He’s devious and sly. He preys on mothers and people who look lonely or trusting.
Legend: He’ll get into your head and make it so you just wanna give him a huge and then BAM infected.
Poco: But even though they get infected, Dan is still a nice guy so once in a while he will try and actually help them after he infects them so when they get cured sometimes they’re kinda grateful.
Legend: He’d especially feel bad for really intense cases because their anxiety would probably start slipping into paranoia and they’d be so depressed they wouldn’t wanna do anything. Even stuff they needed to do.
Legend: So Danny is like “Okay I’ll run those errands for you. You just stay in bed and get better.”
Poco: Exactly. Also one time the viruses find someone who’s already sick from something else so they can’t infect them, but the person is super nice and sweet to them so they purposefully lead Brian to them to make them better. And maybe Brian has the chance to grab one of them, but he realizes wha tthey’re doing so he lets them go just once.
Legend: I LOVE WHEN STOIC “VILLAINS” GIVE UP THEIR GOAL OF CAPTURING THE HERO BECAUSE THEY RECOGNIZE THAT THEY’RE DOING SOMETHING GOOD.
Legend: THE “JUST THIS ONCE” TROPE IS TO DIE FOR.
Poco: Jeez I’m rambled off a lot of things haven’t I
Legend: I enjoyed all of them, though. And we had a nice bouncing off of each other session too.
Poco: XD I’m glad you’ve enjoyed it cause I sure as hell had. Also for that just this once time Arin and Dan don’t notice, but Barry does so they just have this moment where they stare at each other and maybe Barry waves or Brian winks and then Barry runs and Brian goes to work.
Legend: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH









