#virus yapping

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this is how I imagine @oat-pup ‘s Vee to sound like

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL. CARRYING THE BANNER (92SIES) IS ON THE OFFICIAL AMAZON MUSIC DISNEY PRIDE PLAYLIST

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koopaling nonsense. Again. They are air cadets because. They have their own airships? Using UK ranks cus they’re the ones in the most familiar with. 🤤

Ludwig is a Flight Sergeant. Guys get him on a drill comp and he will be carrying the whole squad TRUST. Shoes polished, uniform ironed. Perfect beret. Sports is his BIGGEST op. “And next week come down in sports gear plea-“ fuhhh…….. most of the time he just stands in the corner and gossips. Twat. Get to work vro. mostly shows up to camps when he feels like doing something and LOVES a comp. 

Lemmy is also a flight sergeant. He has a jolly good time. Likes going to comps and camps, too many badges. Bro stop signing up to camps you do not need to go all of the time. Put the clipboard and pen DOWN. Does bro know it’s optional 🥹🤞. Map reading scares him. Six figure who? What now. Ohmygod he loves plane modelling. Guys. His uniform is neat, and he loves polishing his shoes.For some reason. Probably has a cabinet full of shoe polish. Guys he’s a big fan.

Roy.Roymyboy you are a sergeant. Because I said so. ANYWAY. Gay for Boom. Sergeant Koopa put your tongue back in your mouth and stop staring at Sergeant Hisfriendfromschool’s ass PLEASE. Lives for a hike. Loves expeditions. Uniform is mostly fine. Decent shoes. Good beret. Okay on the ironing. Could be better king. Jokes but not really.

Wendy…hello sergeant o’koopa how are you…. She has the best slick back bun ever. Icon. Still sneaks necklaces in there when she’s in her uniform….ooohhh I’m gonna get her in troublleeee jokes. Doesn’t go on a lot of camps if Pom Pom isn’t going. Obviously. Just kiss already. Too late already have….ANYWAY. She hates polishing her shoes but she loves a good uniform ironing. Oh boy oh boy is that a wrinkle? I don’t think so she’s fixing that instantly

IGGY IS A.CORPORAL. Oh my god hello corporal koopa. Fine day outside. He doesn’t go to a lot of camps, but comps are fun to him. ESPECIALLY climbing and athletics. Throws up every lap around the track but still manages first. Bro just get back on the bus 🫩🙏 his uniform is. Wow. Okay. Shoes are….okay…uniform gets ironed every couple of weeks, but like. Not very well. Thought that counts I guess. On the occasion he’s on an expedition he lives off of monsters. “Make sure you’ve got two litres of water please” sorry I misheard you, two litres of monster? Coming right up don’t you worry

Uhh uhh oh my god I’m.tired. Uh Morton, Larry and Jr are cadets. Larry and Jr are new flight. Morton has REALLY good uniform. Good job morty you are doing AMAZING!!!!!! Larry’s is fine. Just has a terrible beret mould and shitty shoe polish. Jr gets extra help from Ludwig because daddy told him to sort him out. “Hey, dad told me to fix your unifo- oh god.” Two hours worth of shoe shining. Taught him how to iron his uniform and now it’s pretty okay. Good job Ludwig Jr your learning so fast all by yourself.

okay that’s it goodbye goodnight or whatever you call it

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mini gijinka dump

okay that is all good bye

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something something koopaling school nonsense because @mississouppi ‘s boarding school thing has me in a chokehold,.,,. only got around to a few of them but maybe I’ll finish it.perhapsly

Ludwig picks History, Music and Triple Science. He locks IN. 9’s all around. He tries, even when he doesn’t need to. This kid is revising every night, don’t try him. When mocks start coming around and end of years he clutches so hard. If he’s not in top set he’d probably disintegrate. Also probably a cadet. They’re all probably cadets. He cringes at the sight of unpolished shoes and wrinkled uniform. He throws up in his mouth when he sees un-moulded berets. This man is a Flight Sergeant and has beef with every army cadet that walks past him in the corridors. Your squadron got first place at drill comp? No thanks. Get ready for the most DIABOLICAL side eye.

Lemmy picks Drama, Art, and history, and is doing a bit of everything after school. Craft club, school musical, making sets for said musicals. He gets 5-8’s, probably still cries over his math homework at the dinner table. But he tries. Drama teacher thinks he’s a class act. Somehow clutches this worst timetable and the worst teachers every single year. “Oh boy I hope I don’t get Mr-…I see.” Revises but can’t focus properly so it’s mostly unintelligible scribbles. His handwriting is diabolically shit. He has to use a laptop because the teachers can’t read his work properly. Ho what is a decembruary

Roy does Sports Studies, Geography and Health and Social. He flunked from year 7 to 9, but year 10 is where he locked INNNN. This kid started studying like Rory Gilmore. Radnor fizz, chewed up pen that’s about to explode, living room floor= peak study environment. Gets graded 7-9’s. Finds himself stood outside his classroom ten minutes into a lesson for screaming “STOP TOUCHING MY COCK” at Boom Boom during complete silence. Teachers hate him. finishes homework on the bus to the school rugby matches because he’s a bum sweat at PE

Wendy does drama, health and social and geography. 7-8 in drama, and has the CRUELEST nicknames for teachers. Genuinely shocking. She knows every skivving spot in the whole school. She gets 6-8’s. Radnor splash is her best friend. Crazy crushing on Pom Pom. Lesbiannnnn….hhuh. Hides in the girls toilets during PE. She can do it, she’s actually pretty alright at it, she just can’t be arsed. She’s got better things to be doing instead of sports. Like messing about with Pom Pom and doing laps around the whole building.

Iggy is such a bum sweat for engineering. Triple science, engineering, history. Probably 10 minutes late to every lesson, but still gets 7’s and 9’s. Eats nothing but a small container of grapes and that’ll somehow last him for 6 hours. Greasy hair final boss. Eczema all over the place, itching every five minutes. Last guy you wanna sit with in class because you will not hear the end of “Do you have a pen?” “what’s the answer to [_]?” Even when he knows it. Teachers rather love him or hate him either way a passion. Giggles when 67 comes up in maths. God kill him now.little twat

#this sucks asss lolololo 🤤🤤

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next time I see somebody draw any newsie (especially racetrack for some reason) as a little twink I will cry

yes a lot of the newsies will be skinny

no they are not skin and bone 💔

these kids scrap on the streets they have MUSCLEEE

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@noxexistant micheal flinching when someone raises their hand

micheal not wanting to eat cus he always ends up throwing it back up

micheal who has so many bad dreams his bedsheets have marks on them from his sweat

thoughts?

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The @whatthefuck1200 song Starts now We are oscar We are trapped in this realm

We are oscar We are oscar We are oscar We are oscar We are oscar We are oscar We are oscar We are oscar We are oscar We are oscar We are oscar We are oscar We are oscar We are oscar We are oscar We are oscar

My name is coopington I'm gonna kill you And when I do It's gonna hurt My hitbox way too big Just like the grave I will dig for you

My name is virus I'm five years old I'm apart of an evil Roblox gang I kill people 'cause I think I'm playing tag If I find out, I would be sad

I'm lizzie, and I'm gonna hack Roblox And when I do All your Robux will be gone

I'm peanut And uh, I'm gonna kill you

I'm franlion1 and I like chicken