ADORABLE IDOL SNEAKS INTO FREE THE SOUL HQ [ LIVE! ]
“Good evening, good morning, and hello!! It’s the super sneaky superstar of the net, Tesa! aka, A-Set, you bet!!
As you know, all this week, we’ve been broadcasting live from super cool locations all over the United States! Monday was San Francisco’s Embarcadero, Tuesday was the Facebook Headquarters in Menlo Park, and yesterday was Lake Tahoe. But today is extra extra special, because we’re broadcasting live from... drumroll please...
FREE THE SOUL HEADQUARTERS!!! YAY!!!”
“Now, we have to be really, reeaalllly careful here, because I’ve technically broken in. My amazing crew and I had to disable several security measures, and we may or may not have given a guard a little bit of anesthetic. He’s fine, though! He’ll wake up in a few hours, hopefully!”
"In the meantime... check this out! It’s actual, concrete plans of how to rid the world of six billion people, all printed out on posterboard! Whoa! And right next to it... oh! It’s a nice old man that I helped out the other day! Wow, I wonder what he’s doing all the way out here?”