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IT WAS SO HARD NOT TO SPOILER YOU THAT MILADY CAME BACK

DHDJDJDFJF YOUR SACRIFICE IS APPRECIATED, i freaked out when she just. randomly showed up to creep on ministerman ex-captainman, all SKIRTS and GRANDEUR and MURDER, and after that i was on the edge of my seat going who??? who??? whooooooooo is she gonna stab? :D :D :D :D she did NOT disappoint in the last ep where it was that ‘both. both is good’ gif and lmfaooooo

i love her and be real she deserves better story-wise than to be booted back to the very beginning of her story, s2 development whomst? but otoh, can ANYTHING be worthier of her excessive horny energy than asking the person you’re about to kill how they would like to die, laying out a menu of options, and then going ‘meh nah it’s gonna be c.) all of the above’ while lit from behind like the very fires of hell are blazing

LEGENDS! ONLY!!!!!!!!

also, special shoutout to queenlady, who suddenly got interesting, also at random! just sitting behind a desk organizing murders with the lady assassin you inherited along with the crown. as one does. ‘you report to ME’ hell yeah hell yeahhhh that’s code for DATE NIGHTS

hgmghgmghgmggjgkjgmghgm i will dine forever on the mental image of santiago cabrera and horny french assassin melisandre passing each other in the castle and just having to be like :| welp. imagine THAT office christmas party

#vitta asks #zan77 #omg the last episode was just so MUCH #it had everything #honestly everything!!!!#was it just me or was it weird to look at santiago cabrera in blue clothes #after 3 seasons of the same poop brown costume

i know nothing about prodigal son but your tags on the bird post truly speak to me

this is one of my biggest and stupidest pet (haha hh) pet peeves in fiction, when the writers/whoever are clearly focused on irrelevant stuff like “plot” and “people” and put in a pet, but then don’t actually care abt the pet or what the character should be doing in relation to the pet, if they’re not supervillain material

like, this is sunshine’s cage in pson, for reference:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. the entire SHOW is abt how the titular prodigal son is not a serial killer like his father - and although i grant you, the fact that he chose to own a bird, nature’s own assholes, voluntarily, does make him MIGHTY sus, he is not the one who went on a stabbing spree at the end of the season, so - but this cage clearly says otherwise!!! and like, it sounds goofy as fuck but i seriously DO have to just. headcanon better animal husbandry in situations like this? he’s supposed to be an empathic person, he lets the bird out during the day or else i can’t believe that is in any way true!!!!!! malcolm bright’s rich person apartment has bird shit all over it and thats the that on that!!!

i actually run into this problem when reading romance novels what feels like a lot? the author clearly believes “giving MC a pet” is effective shorthand for the char being a nice person. until, you know, the pet disappears from the narrative for huge chunks of time and they never show the MC going “wow i need to go home and feed/water/walk/play with my pet”. i dont CARE if its irrelevant to the plot, so is the cat but you put them into the story, now show me this supposedly nice person giving a single shit abt their welfare! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#somestars #vitta asks #creators not caring abt stuff characters should care about #is not a rare problem or limited to pets #but it's just the one that sends me HURLING into the SUN #a distant second is food descriptions in books where the author obviously doesnt care abt food #but thats another post

16, 23, 25!

16. Talk about a ship you initially disliked.

hmmmm i’m trying to think and it’s more likely that the reverse will happen, like fandom will make me hate a ship i was initially neutral on or liked. i am set in my hates and usually don’t change ‘em if i start out of the gate. i am a hate connoisseur. i am the van gogh of hatepressionism, there will be no lemonade stand with a ‘change my mind’ sign here, plebes (surely there’s an exception and now i’m gonna be thinking about this)

23. Which of your ships deserve better writing?

i was gonna say something snarky like malcolm bright/canon but you know what..... no! if that show was any good they wouldn’t do shit like have their protagonist break three ribs getting tortured in a subway turnstile. and then i wouldn’t enjoy it at all bc who needs good television when u can have a frogman getting whumped

secondary answer: finn/poe/rey from star wars, since i ONLY care about them in fanfic and i only love the fanon versions of them actually? this is not something i usually do now that i think about it, but fuck me those movies were terrible and the actual characters as seen in canon are cardboard. give me feral garbage goblin rey and ptsd finn and poe ‘not a drug smuggler actually’ dameron exhausted after his disaster spouses who are bad at human being correctly any day

25. Have you ever shipped a pairing before you even started watching the show/movie simply because of gifs and graphics or similar?

answered here!

#tumblr asks #vitta asks #meme responses #theunforgivingvoid

re: ask meme - AE.... or S..... or Y

btw this is how i discovered that the list format was ordered by number on my dash, but appears as letters in my actual blog. i was all set to tag back with the “he’s a little confused, but he got the spirit” will smith gif, but in fact, it is i who am in bel-air

AE. Talk about one of your favorite headcanons for a ship you love.

marco, cassie, and jake have an awkward V-shaped triad going on post-war where it’s like marco/jake and marco/cassie, and marco and cassie are just buds hopelessly in love with the depressed disaster hero of the alien wars. (cassie is too smart to fuck marco, obviously. they tried a threesome like once and it was actually extremely terrible. marco morphed into an osprey and literally flew out the window afterwards)

S. Have you ever shipped something despite yourself?

to be clear, my interest in shipping is, like, i find it optional and i cannot imagine defining my interest/fandom identity around shipping, and i multiship always, and i actually don’t care if a pairing is plausible or canon. but anyway tunglr dot com makes me spite ship things, if that counts. i don’t give a single shit about reylo or peter parker/tony stark and all those other ‘problematic’ ships but oh god the purity wank brigade makes me support them out of sheer spite. let the fictional people FUCK

Y. Have you ever shipped a pairing before you even started watching the show/movie simply because of gifs and graphics or similar?

i feel like quentin/eliot gif content made me pick magicians back up again even w my negative interest after s1? also i probably will never pick up chilling adventures of sabrina, but michelle gomez/miranda otto forever. i don’t care if their characters are aunts. i don’t even know if they are? witches what? sisters whomst? who the fuck cares! i’ve never watched the show! i am out here on context-free ranch, herding my porn horses! i do what i want! yee haw!!!

#tumblr asks #vitta asks #meme responses #humanvoiceswake

why...didn’t you just buy the goo goo dolls album with iris on it tho

that’s such a good fucking question and im sure i had a reason even if that reason was ‘i didnt know how to form the correct search query on ask jeeves bc i only started to understand what music even was abt three years prior’

eta: ok the reason appears to be (thanks, wikipedia, that now exists) is that the soundtrack was released a few months before the solo album where the song also appeared. so like i was still a fucking dumbass but for 100000 other reasons

#somestars #vitta asks

well at least you had to suffer through looking at that mr popper's penguins poster

suffering is a wheel, we have come back to the beginning and the universe spins onward

#vitta asks #ironized #TIL u cant privately answer asks on mobile

HEDGEHOGS, tasty-looking baked goods, randomly attractive humans, hatred of birds, questionable 'literature'

i’m 2 lazy to actually do this but this looks like a tag list for one of those ~aesthetic photosets, lol

#ask memes #vitta asks #epiphenomenal

i cannot believe you did not tag that pan-intentional

I’M PUBLISHING THIS BC I’M SO ANGRY AT THE UNIVERSE

#moldavitemanatee #vitta asks #MY INTERNET FRANZ ARE THE BEST #PAN-INTENTIONAL #FUCK #IT WAS 8 IN THE MORNING AND I MADE A WEIRD NASAL LAUGHING NOISE IN FRONT OF PPL #THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!