#vivalamaria

[everyshortbluehairedanimeboy]

Maria is perfect in every way

[shedevilshanna]

Maria has informed me I have a thigh gap

Maria: She said she doesn't like running because her thighs rub together, & she doesn't like how it feels.

Me: I don't know how she's running but her thighs shouldn't be rubbing together. Mine never have.

Maria: That's because you have a thigh gap. I noticed it when you were running ahead of me. I was like 'I bet I could stick my hand in there & she would never know'.

Me: What the fuck am I supposed to do with a thigh gap? What do I put in there?

Maria: Its where you put the bag of chips.