previously isoboingboings

i also own heath-oslo and i do have an nsfw blog. FC:5215-1863-2463

[deceasedcardinal]

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[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[the-big-mood]

Megan Thee Stallion and Nickelback team up for a remix of How You Remind Me for Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Dill Pickle

[frontmansdefender]

RIP to the legend

[silvermoon424]

This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.

Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.

Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.

When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.

Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.

Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.

As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.

His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."

Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.

Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.

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[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

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[treecitysessions]

Will you guys lose respect for me if I show you my bowl

[treecitysessions]

[digiweed]

yes

[lycanthology]

get high experience various snaacks

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[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

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[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

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