Oct 23, 2021
Lotor: -on his throne- I'd come over there to kick your ass but as you can see I have a cat on my lap right now.
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Lotor: -on his throne- I'd come over there to kick your ass but as you can see I have a cat on my lap right now.
Haggar: do you want to know the real reason why it always looks like I'm floating?
Young Lotor: yes please
Haggar: I'm using a hover board.
Young Lotor: why are you telling me this?
Haggar: because no one, will ever believe you.
Young Lotor: you sick son of a bitch.
Zarkon: Until the ransom is paid, you'll be locked in this room with only a bed and the occasional tray of food.
Allura: (excitedly) OMG meals, sleep, AND silence??
Haggar: (glares)
Allura: I mean... Oh nooooooo...
Lotor: Haggar, don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Haggar: Lotor, I pity you because you're dumb.
Keith: What is wrong with you? Were you dropped on your head?
Lance: Yes, I was!
Lance: And until now, everyone had the good grace not to mention it.
Shiro: go back to bed, you have a 90-minute school delay because of bad road conditions.
Keith: then why are you leaving?
Shiro: work doesn't care if you die.
Kidnapper: we have your son.
Zarkon: let me speak with him.
Kidnapper: go ahead, your on speaker.
Zarkon: dumbass.
Stuff I've said/heard @ school as Voltron Quotes
Lance: *bug lands on his knuckle* There's a buggle on my knuckle! HUNK LOOK!
Pidge: *looks @ Lance* I don't feel sorry for your dumbass
Keith: *Something gay pops up on his phone* Fuck off, Kei!
Shiro: *slams his head down on his desk* I'm so done with everyone's bullshit!
Lotor: *one of his nails break* Coach! Can I not participate today?!
Shiro: Why?
Lotor: I broke a nail!
Shiro: *tired sigh*
Lance, fingers touching, right twitching: I am THIS close to having a mental breakdown.
Keith, throwing pass-back papers up in the air: FUCK THIS SCHOOL AND EVERYONE IN IT!
Shiro, the teacher: So they were pissed.
Lance: did you just...?
Hunk: *shook*....
Shiro: why is everyone- oh wait that's a "swear word" isn't it?
Pidge, dying from laughter: you bet your ass it is!
Lotor, flipping his hair: I'm too pretty for this.
Allura, soccer ball hitting her face: I HATE BALLS!
Pidge: is that why you're gay?
Allura: yes.
Keith, in woodshop: I'm too gay for this.
*class is watching a movie and it makes a racist joke towards koreans*
Lance: *nudging hunk, who's asleep* keith is losing it!
Keith: *throwing books and screaming*
Young Keith: what's a gay...? *a few google searches later* oh... I'm gay now.
Lance, guarding keith in a gym game: whatcha' gonna do now kogane?
Hunk: give him some breathing room, Lance!
Lance, getting closer to keith: you're trapped-
Keith, knocking Lance flat on his ass: just move.
Shiro: I get you writing South America instead of South Africa once but three times?!
Keith: I WAS IN A RUSH OK?!
Shiro: this is by far one of the weirdest psychological phenomenons I have ever seen.
Lance, trying to be supportive: if it makes you feel any better I almost did the same thing.