THE WITCHER ( SHOW ) STARTERS // accepting : ❝ were you in love ? ❞ / spill the tEA @voidnamed
The taste of cinnamon hit hard against the back of her throat, causing the druid to splutter as she covered her mouth ‘less she drench her companion in tea. It was no secret that Sarrai had a tendency to flirt --- lifting coin purses from influential nobles as they bought her jewels and pretty stones --- but surely she had never given the impression that she had loved any of them ? ( they’re rich, I’m pretty, it’s an equal exchange. she swore she had this conversation once. ) Lowing her teacup, ignoring the stares of the tavern, the half-elf took a deep breath and folded her hands neatly over each other.
❝ Right. Which fucking weirdo accosted you about me ? ❞ She knew she shouldn’t have made out with that Tiefling two towns over ; she was able to snag some of the rubies off his horns, but was it really worth it with those crazy eyes ? Or maybe it was the Halfling bard they met on the road. He wasn’t Sarrai’s first choice, but he was rich off another adventurers’ song and she wanted one written about her ------ it was only fair. ❝ It’s really easy to pretend you’re in love with someone when you want something. Most men, and don’t tell ours because they’ll get upset, are simpletons. Bat your eyelids, push your breasts in a little and pretend you’re interested in what they have to say. You’ll get a couple drinks if nothing else. ❞ Objectification gets you objects, she wanted to stress, but she’d keep the lesson simple for now. She waved one hand absentmindedly over the other.
❝ Women are a little harder --- I like to pray on egotism, not desperation, but sometimes the company is pleasant enough. ❞ Most women knew the game, too ; whether they played it themselves or not. ❝ But love ? No. I have not been in love. I don’t plan on being in love, either --- eugh, that’s a lot of work. ❞ Sarrai stuck out her tongue before a thought occurred to her. It shot back in with a thwup. ❝ Wait --- does someone in the group have a crush on me ? Ooh ! Do you have a crush on me ? ❞ She gave the biggest grin. ❝ You don’t have to tell me, just give me a hint. ❞












