Lars begins a memo, and the participants discuss their progress so far.
CFF RIGHT NOW opened memo on board I APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN MEMO.
CURRENT nelumboLoom [CNL] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CNL: oh, hello everyone.
CURRENT bombasticBrave [CBB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CBB: Holy shit on a biscuit
CNL: i am sorry for inviting everyone without prior notice.
CNL: i just sort of... grabbed, everyone online.
CFF: OH um tHat's ok ! suposse!
CURRENT dauntlessTracker [CDT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CDT: --)- so what is it
CNL: i don't think i have talked with you, ff.
CNL: so hello.
CNL: my name is lars.
CBB: You did it all wrong lars! D:
CNL: did i?
CBB: Yeah you're suppose to be all
CFF: H!! !'m Carada !t's n!ce to meet you um
CBB: I'm the shiny dragon of justice, Kamen Rider NEW Meteor!
CFF: wHat's all tH!s for How does a memo work wHat even !s a memo
CBB: then strike a pose
CNL: um, something like a group chat, i believe.
CDT: --)- fuck my life
CNL: i'll save the posing for later, hank. this is rather important.
CDT: --)- what did you want lars
CNL: has anyone else crossed the first gate?
CFF: ! d!d but !'m not sure wHat !'m really do!ng now so ! tHougHt !'d wa!t and see wHat everyone else was do!ng and stuff
CBB: We got KR Carafever, New Meteor, and Kamen Rider Gluc-I mean Kamen Rider Glacis! All in one chat awesomeeeee
CDT: --)- I just got through
CFF: WHat was on tHe otHer s!de of your gates?
CDT: --)- another part of my land
CNL: so am i the only one disappointed to discover that the gate only led me somewhere else on my planet instead of another player's land?
CBB: I'm not even through the gate so 8D No worries lars
CDT: --)- disappointed
CFF: You're not!
CDT: --)- what's there to be disappointed about
CFF: ! don't know ! tHougHt !t was k!nd of lame ! wanted to maybe get somewHere less awful.
CNL: same.
CFF: So tHat was a d!sapo!ntment!
CDT: --)- yeah good luck with that
CFF: WHat's your land l!ke Lars
CNL: the smell is just a pungent here as everywhere else. i landed in a puddle of blood.
CNL: there is blood, everywhere.
CNL: literally everywhere except the sky.
CNL: and it reeks!
CBB: Could be worse though!
CNL: how so?
CFF: Worse tHan blood?
CBB: I have no clue 8D
CNL: haha.
CNL: oh yeah, here's the code for the baked potatoes i promised you.
CBB: omg you got baked potatoes?
CNL: 029BILd2
CBB: Lars if I could
CBB: I would hug you
CBB: possibly do the tango with you
CBB: and then eat the potatoes
CNL: why tango?
CBB: Why not??
CNL: eat the potatoes first.
CFF: OH yes! D!d any of you f!nd any more portals? THere are two more Here but !'m Hes!tant to go tHrougH tHem !n case tHey lead to anotHer part of my land and ! just keep go!ng tHrougH tHem and wHat !f ! can't get back
CFF: Wow tHat got k!nd of long w!nded sorry.
CNL: there are two more?
CNL: where?
CDT: --)- thank fucking gods you brought that up
CFF: ! just explored tHe underground caves a l!ttle and found anotHer two not far from tHe f!rst!
CNL: there are no caves on my land, though.
CDT: --)- someone has to go through
CBB: I don't know, I'm in a forest; I might be lost and it's raining like a mofo. buuuuuut I don't see no portals
CNL: does anyone know if other players have gone through the first gate like we had?
CFF: Hank you d!dn't go tHrougH tHe f!rst gate yet so tHat's probably wHy
CNL: i am quite behind in communication.
CDT: --)- hell if I know
CFF: ! only knew about Glac!s go!ng tHrougH?
CDT: --)- like I said though
CDT: --)- someone should go through
CFF: D!d you f!nd 2 more too?
CDT: --)- yeah
CNL: but what if it's dangerous!
CDT: --)- so what
CNL: oh, i never got your name, ff.
CNL: what should i address you as?
CBB: That's Kamen Rider Carafever
CDT: --)- her name is carada
CFF: !t's Carada! ! Sa!d !t up tHere but tHat's ok ! guess
CNL: why can't she be the one that introduces herself...
CNL: haha, nice to meet you carada.
CDT: --)- because hank is fucking stupid
CNL: hey! that's rude.
CBB: Now nooow KR Glacis your just mad cause I made that one mistake of calling you Glucose
CFF: Glucose
CNL: glucose?
CDT: --)- I have no shits left to give
CBB: Glucose!
CFF: WHy
CDT: --)- because
CDT: --)- he's fucking stupid
CNL: you shouldn't insult someone's intelligence just because they like fanciful introductions.
CDT: --)- but I guess this one is seimos' fault
CDT: --)- he was the one who started it
CNL: is it because you're so sweet in helping everyone?
CDT: --)- what
CBB: But guys don't worry me and glacis are super tight!
CNL: you're really sweet?
CBB: his insults are just his way of showing love uvu
CBB: I get all the love
CNL: i see, he really is a nice person then.
CDT: --)- no
CBB: a very nice guy!
CNL: oh!
CNL: i found them!
CNL: a pair of portals a little ways off in the heap mazes.
CDT: --)- good
CFF: Cool!
CDT: --)- carada
CNL: left or right?
CFF: YeaH?
CDT: --)- can you back me up here
CBB: middle!
CNL: hm.
CFF: Back you up on wHat tHe portals tH!ng or tHe n!ce tH!ng
CDT: --)- I helped you out so don' just stand there and call me this shit to my face
CNL: there is no middle, hank.
CNL: middle is just straight into another bloody lake.
CFF: Wa!t uH wHat am ! meant to be call!ng you
CNL: are you two still talking about the glucose thing?
CDT: --)- no no
CDT: --)- I mean
CDT: --)- never mind
CNL: he can be sugar if he wants.
CDT: --)- no
CBB: Kamen Rider Sugar sounds great!
CNL: starch then?
CDT: --)- no
CDT: --)- no
CNL: potatoes have starch.
CNL: would you like some baked potatoes?
CBB: Dude think about it though your special attack would be called!
CBB: You ready?!
CNL: are you being disagreeable because you're hungry?
CDT: --)- no
CBB: SUGAR DADDY RUSH
CDT: --)- stop
CFF: WHat tHe Hell
CNL: why 'daddy'?
CDT: --)- so how about those fucking gates
CNL: are we calling glacis daddy now?
CDT: --)- let's not do this
CFF: Yes let's get back on top!c!
CDT: --)- no
CBB: dude sugar daddy rush your arm will be like okay
CDT: --)- no
CBB: it turns into a giant spiked lolipop
CDT: --)- no
CDT: --)- no
CDT: --)- no
CBB: and you pierce your enemies with it
CDT: --)- no
CBB: and they explode into cotton candy
CDT: --)- so the gates
CNL: right, daddy.
CFF: YeaH sHould ! go tHrougH tHe left or r!gHt or sHould ! wa!t for somebody else or
CDT: --)- shut the fuck up
CNL: but i thought we're talking about the gates.
CDT: --)- we are
CDT: --)- but don' call me that
CFF: He doesn't l!ke n!cknames
CNL: oh, i see.
CNL: my apologies then, i didn't realize.
CNL: anyways, i think i'm going left.
CDT: --)- make sure to tell people where you are when you make it
CNL: i'll go first.
CFF: YeaH let us know!
CNL: i suppose if i stop responding, then i'm likely dead and you should all cease proceeding.
CDT: --)- there's probably some sort of pattern to the way these things work
CNL: okay, here goes.
CNL: eep.
CDT: --)- what you're going now
CNL: oh.
CNL: oh my.
CDT: --)- what
CFF: WHere are you
CDT: --)- you're still alive I take it
CNL: yes.
CNL: but i would advise halting before you proceed.
CDT: --)- what happened
CNL: i seem to be in seimos's room.
CNL: uh, respiteblock.
CNL: somehow.
CRC ceased responding to memo.
CNL: well.
CNL: at least this seems to prove that the left portal goes to your client's home?
CNL: maybe you all should pass the message along to your servers.
CNL: now i wonder what would happen if i go through the first gate here.
CDT: --)- well
CDT: --)- probably to another part of the same land right
CFF: !s tHere a way of go!ng back once you're tHrougH?
CNL: i don't see any.
CNL: but hey, this makes sense.
CNL: perhaps the other portal goes to your server's land.
CNL: it does come as a pair.
CNL: someone try the right portal.
CNL: or, wait.
CNL: shoot.
CFF: !'ll g!ve !t a try ! guess.
CDT: --)- what shoot
CNL: i suppose it's a matter of perspectives, left and right.
CNL: but they seem safe for now.
CFF: OH yeaH, HuH. Well. !'ll try my r!gHt ! guess?
CDT: --)- alright
CNL: good luck!
CFF: Hold on just a sec.
CFF: AH ok. !'m !n someone's resp!te block too.
CNL: do you recognize it?
CNL: what does it look like?
CDT: --)- is it your client's
CNL: who is your client anyways?
CFF: And!! But no !t's not Hers?
CDT: --)- shit
CNL: then it might be your server's, like me.
CFF: ! don't know wHo's !t !s but tHere's a buncH of dead stuff Here
CNL: who's your server?
CFF: Glac!s?
CNL: oh.
CDT: --)- alright it's probably mine
CNL: but he's not home.
CNL: maybe you should try going through his first gate.
CNL: see if you find him.
CNL: glacis, would you be kind enough to wait for her there?
CDT: --)- hey woah what
CNL: assuming carada is a female, if not i sincerely apologize.
CNL: it's just pretty name and sounds female to me.
CDT: --)- uh
CFF: TH!s feels we!rdly !nvas!ve wow.
CFF: THanks Lars.
CFF: OH and yes !'m a female.
CDT: --)- if you follow the white stairs you'll get to the first gate
CDT: --)- just don
CDT: --)- 't fall off
CFF: OH my God wHat !s w!tH tHese sta!rs tHougH
CDT: --)- seimos
CDT: --)- that's what's up
CFF: OH r!gHt tHat guy.
CNL: i suppose i can scale the stairs to seimos's first gate as well, see if he's out there.
CNL: i don't know why he complained so much about them.
CNL: they're more than wide enough.
CFF: Wa!t He compla!ned about you bu!ld!ng poor sta!rs wHen He created tH!s crap?
CDT: --)- like I said
CNL: no, i was trying to save grists so i made some stairs that he thought was too narrow.
CDT: --)- don' fall
CNL: but now i think it's too wide.
CNL: what a waste of grists.
CFF: THese ones are def!n!tely too narrow wHat a Hypocr!te.
CNL: if you bend your knees while ascending great heights of stairs or slopes you're way less likely to fall.
CFF: But ok w!ll try not to fall.
CFF: THanks Lars!
CNL: has anyone heard from seimos lately?
CDT: --)- he got pissed off and stopped talking to me after he finished the stairs
CDT: --)- no clue what he's been doing since then
CFF: !'ve not Heard from H!m e!tHer.
CNL: i didn't see him on the server screen either.
CNL: oh dear, do you think he's alright?
CNL: perhaps i should go search for him.
CNL: he might be hurt.
CFF: !'m sure He's ok He's meant to be really strong and stuff r!gHt
CNL: so are the enemies.
CFF: YeaH but.
CNL: did you see some of them? the really wiggly, squidy ones?
CNL: i don't know what the prototyping was but gosh, they were tough.
CDT: --)- no news is good news
CFF: OH tHose tH!ngs! Avo!d tHem l!ke tHe plauge, ok?
CNL: i do, for the bigger ones.
CDT: --)- I don' know what he's doing but odds are he's ignoring everyone to be a dick
CNL: there was a really small one i just set on fire because it was spongey.
CNL: it worked like a charm.
CFF: Lonam! prototyped Gl'bgolyb l!ke an !d!ot so just
CFF: don't go near tHem.
CNL: gl...?
CNL: is that a spelling mistake?
CFF: OH !t's l!ke tH!s otHerworldy seamonsters w!tH tHe power to exterm!nate ent!re races.
CNL: uh.
CNL: how on earth did this lonami person get a hold of that to prototype?
CFF: !t's Her lusus. SHe's tHe He!ress!
CNL: of troll planet?
CFF: Jeez you Haven't talked to many trolls Have you
CFF: Yes. altern!a, !t's called!
CNL: just glacis, riziee, and seimos.
CDT: --)- I haven' talked to her either
CNL: but not a lot about the cultural differences, mostly just key points for survival.
CFF: Lonam! was go!ng to be our next d!ctator/"queen", see.
CNL: i see, so alternia is under a hierarchy.
CNL: that would explain what seimos was saying about hemospectrums.
CFF: SometH!ng l!ke tHat.
CFF: Don't l!sten to anytH!ng He says He's a jerk.
CDT: --)- ha
CNL: really? he's a swell fellow in my opinion?
CNL: quite knowledgeable and eager to share.
CFF: HaHaHaHaHa
CDT: --)- no
CNL: my, such oppositions.
CDT: --)- he can take care of himself and he wants to win
CDT: --)- those are his strengths
CDT: --)- but that's it
CNL: aren't those good things for this game?
CFF: For tHe game, sure.
CDT: --)- yeah
CFF: But uH...
CDT: --)- but he's not
CDT: --)- a 'good guy'
CNL: he's not?
CFF: Yes wHat He sa!d.
CNL: why would you say that?
CFF: He's just Horr!ble to everyone How Have you not not!ced tH!s
CDT: --)- look I'm not saying I'm a saint
CNL: you rather are.
CNL: but that's a point aside i suppose.
CNL: and oh goodness, his land is simply gorgeous.
CNL: it's so sparkly.
CDT: --)- all I'm saying is he's liable to snap
CDT: --)- well
CFF: Glac!s your land sucks.
CNL: 'snap'?
CNL: he does have a lot of physical strength, i suppose.
CNL: what is he going to snap?
CDT: --)- it's a highblood thing
CDT: --)- no I mean
CDT: --)- he might lose his shit, go nuts
CDT: --)- start killing people
CNL: is he mentally unstable?
CFF: Yes.
CDT: --)- uh
CNL: oh dear.
CDT: --)- comes with the territory
CNL: but that still doesn't necessarily make him a bad person, does it?
CNL: as far as i know he doesn't actually want any of us to die.
CFF: YeaH but only as long as !t's conven!ent to H!m!
CNL: and he seems to be coordinating a lot of information with the otherp layers and the demon.
CFF: He doesn't actually CARE
CNL: how do you know?
CTJ ceased responding to memo.
CFF: He l!tterally says as mucH.
CNL: word for word?
CNL: i believe that people who truly don't care won't say that.
CNL: it's those that wants to hide behind a front that proposes such things.
CFF: Not word for word but stuff along tHose l!nes. He only cares about w!nn!ng.
CFF: HAHAHA.
CFF: Ok sure.
CNL: have i offended you?
CDT: --)- point is
CDT: --)- just watch out
CNL: right.
CNL: i thank you for your advice.
CNL: and i'll prove that seimos isn't some heartless monster that he's viewed as!
CDT: --)- ugh
CDT: --)- look as long as he doesn' start fucking up
CDT: --)- he can be dealt with
CFF: H!gHbloods just use tHe "mentally unstable" tH!ng as an excuse for tHe!r sH!tty beHav!or. !'m not even conv!nced tHe!r anger problems are a real tH!ng tHey're just a buncH of over ent!tled assHoles but
CFF: Ok wHatever !t doesn't matter ! guesafrHynbgfvaceSXA
CNL: whoa?
CDT: --)- what happened
CNL: are you alright?
CDT: --)- wait
CNL: did you bite your tongue?
CDT: --)- are you here or
CFF: !'m ok !'m ok ! just nearly fell down tHese goddamn sta!rs
CNL: oh, phew!
CFF: !'m nearly tHere tHougH?
CNL: i'm already at the top of the stairs myself.
CNL: i just figured this is a good high point to look for seimos on the ground.
CNL: before i get transported to god knows where.
CNL: oh, i think i have spotted some movements on the ground, actually.
CNL: they look like little shiny creatures.
CNL: i think i'll go down and see if i can communicate with them.
CDT: --)- I wonder where he ran off to
CNL: i will contact you all later, i have some imps to slay.
CNL: funny how the colors are different.
CNL: i wonder if the loot would be different too.
CFF: WHere d!d Hank go anyway.
CDT: --)- who knows
CBB: I just got done! Getting Kamen Rider D to the gate!
CDT: --)- who cares
CBB: I know I'm a badass
CBB: 83
CDT: --)- ah fuck
CDT: --)- you jinxed it carada
CFF: !'m so sorry.
CBB: Awe I missed you too KR sugar :3
CFF: Ok sH!t !'m at tHe top of tHese sta!rs ! guess !'ll Head tHrougH tHe gate? YeaH.
CNL: help.
CNL: disinfectants now please
CNL: does anyone have the code.
CFF: ????
CNL: good gods.
CNL: oh my god there shouldn't be this much blood
CFF: WHat Happened? Are you ok
CNL: owwww.
CNL: no.
CNL: not really.
CNL: there was another little one that was merged with the gl'something but it had huge fangs too.
CNL: who in their right mind prototyped something with fangs?
CNL: it caught my leg and took out a chunk.
CFF: Beats me ! went for a sponge.
CFF: OH sH!t!
CNL: i really hope seimos doesn't mind me using this shirt.
CFF: ! don't Have any codes tHat could Help oH sH!t
CNL: ice
CNL: how about ice?
CFF: WHo cares !f He does you've got to stop tHe bleed!ng r!gHt?
CNL: right.
CNL: it's a lot more difficult than i have ever thought, to apply first-aid like this.
CFF: !'m sorry ! just went tHrougH Glac!s' gate !'m !n tHe m!ddle of nowHere tHere are no codes Here.
CNL: it's okay.
CNL: i'll just.
CNL: ... well i can't get to the lava here.
CNL: darn.
CDT: --)- wait which gate
CDT: --)- did you go through the first one
CNL: there has to be a fire in this house somewhere oh god i'm messing this place up with blood.
CDT: --)- are you in the city
CBB: Guys! I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna find an ogre and I'm gonna kick its ass!
CDT: --)- good for you
CNL: hank please tell me you have the code for ice or disinfectant.
CBB: Nope!
CDT: --)- more importantly carada don' move
CFF: Ok stay!ng r!!!!!!gHt Here!
CFF: But yeaH ! am.
CNL: this looks like a stove.
CNL: trolls have stoves right?
CFF: Um sure we do?
CDT: --)- alright
CDT: --)- I'm gonna get off for now
CDT: --)- I'm not that far away but it's going to take me a bit to get to the gates
CNL: ...
CDT: --)- keep your guard up carada
CNL: i think i'm disconnecting as well.
CDT: --)- later
CNL: i'm going to go scream now.
CFF: AH ok !'ll do tHe same tHen!
CFF: Bye guys.
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