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Keith, to Lance: No hard feelings, but I hate you.

Shiro: *pulls Keith to the side* Okay, what are you doing?

Keith: Insulting him. Telling him I hate him, threatening to kill him, offering to carve the skin from his body. You know, "flirting."

Pidge: Lance... how do I tell someone that I love them?

Lance: Just suck it up and do it!

Pidge: Okay... I LOVE YOU!

Lance: Aww, I love you too! Now go tell them!

Pidge: I just did...

Lance: Really?! What did they say? Did they say it back?!

Pidge: *facepalms*

Hunk: Don't let Lance fool you, he's not that scary. He used to do ballet.

Keith: *sniffs* No way. Who said I was scared of him?

Lance: And that gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.

Shiro, talking about Lance: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Keith: Which one? I can't do both.

Lance, jokingly: You're not allowed to fall in love with me.

Keith, seriously: That won't be a problem.

Keith, after a week: T H E R E I S A P R O B L E M .

Hunk: Lance, why are you posing?

Lance: Google Earth. Always taking pictures.

Keith: We're not on Earth.

Lance:

Pidge: If he cries, it's your fault.

Keith: Shiro, Lance might ask you about my sexuality.

Shiro: Oh, so you want me to tell him to leave it alone?

Keith: NO! Tell him I'm gay. And single. Only if he asks though.

Keith: *shrugs* Yeah, you might call us rivals, but I would kiss you if you asked.

Lance, blushing: What?

Keith, also blushing: What?

Pidge, eating popcorn in the background: *cups hands around their mouth* He said he would kiss you if you asked!

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