#voltron shenanigans

[bluedemon1995]

“Eww! Dude did you just kiss my sister?If you’re gonna kiss her do it when I’m not in the damn cockpit with you both. Shiro! Tell them!”

Shiro sighed, “Keith~”

Keith nods, “Uh, okay, then could you leave the room. Both of you.”

“Hell no! I can’t do that, cuz then you’ll kiss my sister. Duh!”

Shiro shakes his head, “You both know we are on a mission right? So, no kissing and no leaving. C’mon guys, focus. Pidge?”

“Well, technically I’m not working until we land. So I got some free time.”

[maesonc]

There I go again, stalking @ironinkpen ‘s account and drawing their headcanons.

[noodlethoughts]

My prediction for Vld season 7

Ezor: Where are we going to go? We’re enemies of the Voltron Coalition and fugitives from the Galra Empire.

Zethrid: If the Voltron Coalition discovers us, they’ll have us killed.

Axca: But if the Galra Empire discovers us, we’ll be turned over to Haggar.

Ezor:

Zethrid:

Axca: ...Voltron it is. 

[luminositee]

Location of the real Shiro:

Lauren's basement

[starryeyedinspiration]

Here’s all three panels of what I started to refer to as ‘needy Lance’. My tablet decided to die before I could color the first two so here’s a barely finished blurb of the space children being cute ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[gayanime]

Voltron Shenanigans #2

Post S2 after they find Shiro-

One day everyone is just chilling in the common area and kaltenecker (the space cow) is also chilling with them (they don’t question their life anymore) and keith is just intensely staring at her. And lance is like ‘keith...what...why are you staring at Bessie?’ (lance named her that)

And Keith is like “i don’t understand? How is this possible?? How does the space cow look exactly like shiro???”

And then there is silence. Everyone just looks at the cow and see the black and white combination and the pink nose (shiro’s pink scar) and everything. And then EVERYONE bursts into laughter. They are laughing so hard they are crying. Shiro is trying to not laugh but he too gives in.

Then Lance is like “Shit! Now keith doesn’t have to lead! We have a stand in black paladin in case shiro dares to disappear again!” Cue cow mooing at the perfect time and more laughter.

Pidge and Hunk start discussing whether it is possible for a cow to fly the lion and what changes should they make and stuff and shiro is like ‘if you even touch my lion to make changes you will regret it’.

Next day

Shiro enters the dining room. Bessie is sitting in a modified chair at the place Shiro’s chair is normally placed (no doubt hunk and pidge made that one). Hunk addressing Bessie “Hey Shiro, you want some space juice? Yeah? Here you go” and basically everyone talking to Bessie as Shiro and actual-Shiro is so done. 

Then Allura enters and sees what is happening. Shiro looks at her and thinks now this madness will stop. Allura looks at Hunk who is serving green goop to the cow, “Hey Hunk you mind giving me a plate of it after you serve Shiro? Thank you!” And everyone is low key snickering now and Shiro is super-mega-ulta done.

 And then Coran comes running from the other end screaming INTRUDER and launches a Shiro and puts him is a chokehold and screams “WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE OUR BLACK PALADIN??” 

At this point everybody loses it and starts laughing while shiro just sits and regrets all his life choices.

If training that day was extra hard no one says anything.

And if every time Shiro sees Bessy a small smile slips on his face, no one says anything.

[bluedemon1995]

Pidge breathlessly enters the room, just managing not to slam the door. She looks around looking for her target, and stares imploringly to Shiro. “So, I have good news and bad news.”

Lance groans and his head thumps against the table, groaning, “Nooooo, not again.”

Pidge glares at the speaker of the offending words, muttering, “Stuff it lover boy.”

Hunk holds his stomach, moaning out, “Oh Pidge, what did you do now? I thought you were sleeping???”

Shiro sighs, “Okay, so what’s the good news?”

Pidge grins, “Well, I’ll never do that again!”

Keith huffs out a laugh, “Okay, who do I need to kill?”

[gayanime]

Voltron Shenanigans #1

As a part of training and bonding all the paladins do trust fall. At one point they become so used to it that catching a teammate randomly doing a trust fall is instinctual. And so someone *cough*lance*cough*  starts doing it when it is very inconvenient for the teammate and then everyone joins in!

Examples: 

When Pidge is carrying a huge amount of robo parts in her hand and lance comes in with a trust fall resulting in screws and small parts EVERYWHERE.

When Shiro is drinking coffee and you know what happen next

When Keith is winning in sparring and Lance decides to be a sour loser

When Lance is flirting with an alien and someone does the trust fall and the alien thinks they are together

No one actually inconveniences Hunk because he is always on guard OR he has food in his hands and literally no one wants to mess that up. (Also because once hunk was carrying engineering equipment and lance tried trust fall and hunk caught him with the equipment still in hand and it hurt so yeah no one want that)

Bonus:

Coran tries his best but sometimes he doesn’t even realize a paladin has fallen on the ground because he is so engrossed in either working or talking.

NO ONE can catch Allura off guard. She is always ready and has a record. BUT if she is pissed at you she will make sure you see her side stepping you as you fall on your ass.