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Kassie🌙 she/they ✨️ 23✨️ Fiction is not reality and does not reflect one's morals or worth as a person 🌙 all ai users need to be shot

[inkuringu-blog]

[newbarktownalumni]

[jaminbonbon]

[luminositee]

(Pretending today is still 4/27)

Twenty Three

[jamesroach]

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

[jamesroach]

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

traffic again?

[rhube]

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

[pipistrellus]

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

[rhube]

20 years. I am not happy about this.

[demonicsymphony]

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

[phoenixyfriend]

[thecollectibles]

Art by R Kikuo Johnson

[catchymemes]

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

tinder link in bio.

[swoopyswish]

the replies:

[newtgeiszler]

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

[funnelcloudd]

[probably-crazy-writer]

I’m sobbing

[kleefkruid]

I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves

[ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

[ihavemace]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

her pussy

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

OUTTA MY WAY IM BOUT TO GE- ouchie. Ouch. Ouchie.

[gigglepuffpixie]

get back here and share that with the class

[alporquia]

Addio, 2008.

Eva and Franco Mattes

[jpegwoe]

Took two people to think this one up

[rch07]

i wish i had made something bigger, but i hope this is still valid!! 🫶

[killian-ob99]

[saradiation]

✨🎂 Happy 413! 🎂✨

[segamascott]

[chillyfeetsteak]

and then what?

[chillyfeetsteak]

hey and then what

[chilewithcarnage]

[salamantenna]

[yourvoiceismycocoon]

[birdsofafeathercolchester-blog]

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

[2-shane-s]

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

[transhuman-priestess]

Happy 10th birthday to tumblr user 2-shane-s being the fucking idiot bird getting owned

[makemelaughblog]

[geometricdeathtrap-deactivated2]

yet another unrealistic standard for men

[bingbongdingdongus]

Aaaaaaa

[cat-faces]