#voltron trash

[princely-affairs]

My piece for shendak discord’s spring fling exchange! My partner asked for a workplace thing so welcome to Black Lion Offices

[tobiasfailsatlife]

Klance Aladdin Headcannon Pt.1

Ok so why not a Disney Aladdin Klance headcannon where Princess Allura is Jasmine, Lance is Aladdin, and Keith is the genie (no this will not be Allurance cuz ew) 

Side note: Keith’s skin isn’t blue

So after Lance rubs the lamp in the destroyed cave of wonders Keith pops out kind of boringly, ready to have to do evil shit for a sadistic master

Lance just stares at him for a few seconds with Pidge (a clever monkey who is probs smarter than Lance. Omg she has small glasses too lol)

Keith, annoyed, says “What do you want?” 

Lance says “um what?” 

“I’m a fucking genie. You have three fucking wishes. No wishing for more wishes, no making anyone fall in love with you, no bringing people back from the dead. Tell me what you fucking want dammit”

Lance is kind of turned off by Keith’s general rudeness so they basically start fighting

“Hey! Did you rub my lamp? Did you fucking disturb me? We’re taking this outside asshole,” Keith says and then proceeds to free Lance from the cave of wonders

Lance is kind of stunned after that and takes a few seconds to recuperate as he stares at the raven-haired ball of fire who probably wants to beat the shit of him at this point

Keith notices how shaken up Lance is after basically being thrown out of the cave of wonders with Pidge and backs off a bit

“So three wishes?” Lance asks after they both calm down.

“Anything you want” Keith responds. 

“Well, there’s this girl…” Lance begins and basically rants about how beautiful Princess Allura of Altea is

Keith just looks annoyed and says “Can’t make anyone fall in love with you” 

“But we had chemistry!” Lance whines

Then Lance proceeds to ask Keith what he would wish for

“Um idk. Freedom? I guess. I mean not much I can do in a lamp to be honest. But it’s none of your business” Keith says

“Can you make me a prince?” 

And then Keith basically spends some time making Lance pretty (well, more pretty)

After Keith is done he looks at Lance and for a second he just can’t take his eyes off of him because he did so well

“Like what you see,” Lance teases spinning around, looking at his outfit in the mirror Keith created

“I’m trying to find a way to fix your face,” Keith says with a smirk, kind of embarrassed that he was caught staring

“Oh, really? Well you might want to fix your mullet before you go around talking shit about my face,” Lance says back (it’s all friendly bantering)

“But seriously, you look really nice,” Keith eventually says blushing.

Lance just looks at Keith for a few seconds and hey both just stare at one another and then Keith breaks the silence by saying “We should probably get you to the Altean Palace”

At the Altean Palace, Keith and Lance reach at night so they crash at Lance’s old place with a view of the palace

Keith replaces the smoke underneath him with legs and Lance is kind of stunned for a moment. He stares at them for a while and Keith notices

“What? I have legs! I just don’t use them too often,” Keith says.

Lance and Keith talk for a while and the convo sort of goes like this:

“So, Keith, how did you become a genie?”

“I’m not sure. I guess it just… happened. It was a long time ago. I was 19 and I guess you don’t really age when you’re a genie. What are you doing in Altea? Don’t Alteans usually have marks?”

“Yeah but I’m not exactly from here. I’m not sure where I’m from. I guess my parents just kind of dumped me here *insert self-deprecating laugh*. So, when do you stop being a genie? Like is there a way out? I mean there has to be, right?”

“Yeah, my master has to wish me out. Guess how often that has happened in the last 10,000 years *insert bitter laugh*”

“Wait, I’ll do it! I have three wishes, right? I used my first one and I can use one of my last two to free you!”

“Yeah, sure,”

“No! I’m serious! Shake on it?”

Keith looks at him with disbelief before reluctantly shaking his hand. 

Keith finds himself gripping Lance’s hand for a little bit longer than he should but Lance does mind

“We should get some sleep,” Keith says, clearing his throat, “You’re gonna meet Princess Allura as Prince Lancelot. You’ve got a big day ahead of you. Anyways, I won’t bother you, I’ll go back to my lamp”

“Wait! Lance says at the last moment, stopping Keith from zapping into his lamp.

Keith, thinking Lance wants a comfortable place to sleep says, “Oh, right! A prince can’t sleep on the floor and in that outfit,” *insert small, kinda sad laugh*. 

He zaps Lance into the comfiest blue pajamas he’s ever been in and zaps a comfortable bed in the small space.

“Thanks but I just wanted to say, if you don’t want to, you don’t have to go back in the lamp. I mean, is it dark in there? Crowded? I wouldn’t want you to just go to a small dark place to sleep.” Lance takes a deep breath “what I mean to say is that if you want to, you could sleep outside your lamp,”

Keith is surprised, but gives Lance a small smile he’s never met a master like him. “It’s not that bad in there, but thanks,” 

Keith goes into his lamp but in the middle of the night wakes up.

He spends a great deal of time just thinking about how different Lance is and how he kind of enjoys his company. 

He puts Lance’s prince-clothes at the edge of the bed. 

Then he just admires Lance for a little bit, thinking about how peaceful he looks while sleeping and how his brown hair looks so soft. 

He then realized how skinny Lance is and how his ribs poke through parts of his skin. 

He notices how Pidge (small monkey with smaller glasses) is looking at him and studying him.

Keith realizes that he might actually like this boy. More than he should

[kiyyukit]

THANK YOU PHOTOSHOP CLASS FOR ALLOWING ME TO MAKE THIS GORGEOUS PICTURE!!! I WANT TO MAKE IT INTO A POSTER OMG!!!

[jackalope-miscarriage]

Also, why is the fucking Voltron fandom in the “Kitbull” tag.

What the actual f u c k

[sillygurl1021]

I'm Such Voltron Trash!

Like.

I ship EVERYONE! Love every ship! Love every character! Love the story! LOVE VOLTRON Overall!!!! I just want everyone to have a happy ending! 😭

Although my fave, aka wife, is Pidge and my OTP is Plance, I love all them and every ship (like i literally just mentioned lol)

There's Plance (MyOTP!)

Punk

Klance

Sheith

Shallura

Kidge

Lotura

Allurance

Hunay

Shadam

Shance

Pallura

Heith

Lunk

Hiro

Kallura

Hallura

Kacxa

Coracxa

I'm not going to go and search all these ships a day (I only do that with my OTP lol) but it doesn't mean I won't ❤️, comment, or repost!

What's your Voltron OTP?

I'm sure I missed ships and most ships I dont really know the names so let me know lol

Share if you feel the same! Please don't hate!

[tonystarks-glasses]

Klance is still Canon King

[panda6660]

✨✨✨Here take my trash sheith trash!✨✨✨✨

[nobodyimportantinthisuniverse]

You know that you are voltron trash when you listen to lana del rey's Weast Coast and you hear "He's crazy y cubano" and all you can thinking about is voltron 'cause LANCE IS A FUCKING CUBAN!