Protect Peter Squad

FFH and Endgame didn't happen 🤷‍♀️

[redscrawl]

no i will not make separate blogs for my fandoms, everyone who follows me must experience ALL my insanity

[myfandomistingling]

[frogus-deactivated20231111]

there's so many posts for mutuals, but you know what? If you aren't a mutual, I am handing you a lil duck. please take care of them. here's some ice water with some strawberries in it. treat them.

[crackdkettle]

The one thing about Endgame I can’t get past, the one thing that first WandaVision and moreso The Falcon & the Winter Soldier made brutally, abundantly clear, isn’t even Steve’s super shitty ending, it’s that the Avengers made things infinitely worse by reversing the Blip.

It’d be one thing if they’d made the Blip never take place, or restored everyone one millisecond after they disappeared — things they absolutely could have done, by the way — but they didn’t. They brought them all back five years later. It’s insane. It’s sociopathic.

First of all, a lot of people didn’t disappear that day. They died. People who got hit by suddenly driverless cars, people who went down on pilotless airplanes, people skydiving when the instructor disappeared, people whose doctors crumbled to dust mid-surgery, babies who wasted away in their cribs because their parents got Snapped. None of those people got restored in the Reverse Snap. They just stayed dead.

Second of all, everyone got brought back right where they’d disappeared. Which is fine in theory. Except isn’t it pretty lucky no one was sitting in that chair when Monica got restored? And also that apparently no one had moved that chair in five years? So what if you were on a plane that’s no longer in the air? What if you were on a boat that’s no longer in the middle of the ocean? What if you were skydiving and now there’s no parachute? What if you were on the top floor of a building that’s since been demolished? What if you were in your car in the middle of the freaking freeway? That’s thousands more deaths, conservatively.

But forget about all those dead people for a sec. TFatWS makes it explicit that the world is in complete chaos because of the Reverse Snap. People are displaced, families have been torn apart, people are angry and scared and no one knows what to do. It’s so clear that if the Avengers weren’t going to undo the Snap completely — if they weren’t going to undo it at the moment it happened — then they shouldn’t have undone it at all. That it would have been kinder, better to have let the Snapped stay Snapped. Not just for the sake of the people left, but for the people who disappeared.

Imagine the absolute hell of materializing five years in the future to find someone else living in your house, someone else married to your spouse. To find out your baby died or your mom or your partner. And by the way you have no credit, you have no money, no job history, no possessions, nothing. But good luck trying to rebuild your life and all! Aren't you glad we brought you back? You're welcome!

If the MCU ended with Endgame and no one ever had to think about the ramifications, then fine. Whatever. It’s a happy ending. What a cool final battle!

But it didn’t end there. And as such, it’s not a happy ending. It’s deranged. The Avengers are villains.

And it’s just so weird that no one in-universe seems to acknowledge this. That what the Avengers did was bad. That all this chaos, all this suffering, is entirely their fault.

“Yeah, things suck, but I sure do hope Captain America 1.0 is having fun on the moon! Man, we all miss Iron Man!”

W H A T

I don’t know how to deal with that. I don’t know how we, as an audience, are supposed to reconcile with that. I don’t know how they think they can make that decision seem heroic when every subsequent movie and show just makes it retroactively worse.

[samwilsons-pillowpecs-deactivat]

[boyd-stevens]

Sam Wilson as Captain America

[forged-in-fire-and-darkness]

[animentality]

petition for guillermo del toro to be the director of the venom sequel, because he’s the only man who can be trusted to accurately and faithfully portray the romance, the sizzling passion involved in monster fucking. 

[officiallallorona]

mcu but make it icarly

[knightinironarmor]

#TONY'S CORPORATE BACKGROUND (TM) #FUCKING SHOWS IN HIS STANCE yes i'm listening please elaborate

Confident Business Executive Power Pose my friend

head up

shoulders back

stomach in

and, more interestingly, in tony’s case: as a wannabe entrepreneur going through training and seminars and stuff, i was personally advised that, if i think my hands might betray lack of confidence (trembling, fidddling with shit, excessive face-touching, etc), i should keep them loosely out of sight or try to talk using them, while compromising chest openness as little as possible (ie, don’t fold your arms across your chest) (which, by the way, tony does A LOT throughout all movies, and it’s a huge huge huge hugE defensiveness/insecurity body language tell, but anyway, that’s a whole other post)

(gifset source)

tony seems to be pretty aware that his hands are the achilles’ heel of his Fake Confidence ™, and indeed 

check out that right hand. if you watch it in the movie, you’ll see that he keeps clenching it and unclenching it

the thing with the hands also places tony’s drinking in a very particular place. some alcoholics do develop the compulsion to not only drink (obviously), but also to physically hold a glass when they are feeling pressured, or [whatever emotion that’s associated with the urge to drink]. smokers might develop a similar thing (think about people who hold unlit cigarettes between their fingers even when they’re trying to stop)

(Kill Me, he doesn’t let go even when they’re being attacked. he actually holds on tighter, Kill Me)

also, this stance seems to be particularly prominent in avengers movies, which implies that this is where tony’s felt the most conscious urge to deliberately project confidence

which, you know. clearly means he was feeling insecure as fuck the whole time

[lousysharkbutt]

good luck pepper

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[sandsawako]

Dear spider-man：

comic by me/translate by@ inceptiontrash​

[shesellsseagulls]

am i crying because of this??? dont touch me 

[natalia-romanovas-world]

Robert Downey Jr. has a much darker past, we have read it and we already know it, but he is hiding it from us doing an overly proud demeanor.

Chris Evans has anxiety and major commitment issues, he talks about it and we already know it, but he always has his radiant smile drawn on his face to hide from us.

Chris Hemsworth's family life was once at a risk of divorce with kids, but he and Elsa managed to keep it afloat despite all obstacles, and they are going for a happily ever after like nothing happened.

Jeremy Renner has done wrong in his past, caught into a false accusation, but now he has his daughter's custody and he lives a peaceful life, even without us knowing.

Scarlett Johansson, abused as a child actress, has to do romantic scenes with actors twice her age during her teenage, going marriage after marriage with her daughter, but yet scored a double Academy nominations and continues to be a role model for girls all around the world.

Tom Holland, with the pressure of rising to the fame as a child, he still continues to entertain the world even though his fans are somewhat childish and very intrusive.

Sebastian Stan, an immigrant who lacked social skills in the past, incredibly shy and yet hide all those from his fans because he knows that they all love him dearly.

Mark Ruffalo, continues to save the world by going against all those big companies as an environmentalist, has a really strong political opinion, but yet being so down to Earth around us.

Brie Larson, facing all backlash from the social media, for voicing her heartfelt opinion, still going on to inspire young girls around the world to stand up for themselves.

Last but not least, Chadwick Boseman, giving his best for 4 Marvel Movies (Civil War, Black Panther, Infinity War and the Endgame) and 3 Non Marvel Movies (Marshall, 21 Bridges and Da 5 bloods) from 2016, while having stage 4 colon cancer, fighting until he was succumbed to the death. And we never knew.

Be nice and kind to everyone, not only in the various social media platforms, but also in the real life. Because we really don't know what is going in their lives.

Once you realise that, you maybe too late to even correct your mistakes. ❤🙏

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen, describing Tony: Imagine Batman ... then aim lower.

[in-a-cave-with]

tony stark + being a badass

[spacedewey]

I guess this is how I’m processing what we’re all going through right now. I had the stray thought, “What is Spider-Man doing during all this?” and this happened. On the one hand, it’s kinda sloppy and inconsistent, but on the other hand, I had the idea Sunday night and I’m posting this Wednesday night. 5 color pages in 4 nights is pretty good work. Anyway. Hope everyone’s safe out there.

[elidyce]

This is brilliant and I love it. 

[jamesrbarnes]

Steve’s internal monologue 

P.S. I love Nick, Sharon & Tony and I know Steve respects all of them!! But just maybe…not in these particular moments :P

[brendaonao3]

This is the most accurate Steve internal monologue I’ve ever heard.

[phdna]

I’m crying

This is the best thing ever

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!

[bazingaholmes98]

Umm OP I need some evidence (PICTURES GIVE ME PICTURES)

Never let it be said that I don’t give the people what they want (UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE *side eyes Marvel*)

A better question is why the fuck is he naked under his armour?? Wouldn’t that hurt? If you wanna get stark naked he’s gotta have clothes to begin with

You’re right. We deserve naked Tony AND the undersuit.

[gil-estel]

i can’t believe op didn’t include avengers prime, which is perhaps my favorite instance of Naked Tony Stark™

[onlyhappyendingshere]

JUST DO IT MARVEL! IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE LAST 3 AVENGERS MOVIES

SHOW US THE IRONDICK

[hisnameisalhaitham]

Omg. Its back.

So thats where we got the term ‘Stark Naked’ literally naked Tony Stark omg im wheezing

[ssironstrange]

it got better

[riverthunder]

I’m sorry, are you telling me there was an occasion where a naked Tony Stark flicked a flower and a few blades of grass at a someone and got a reaction that wasn’t “are you serious”???

@riverthunder They were distracted by the irondick.

Clearly someone at Marvel agrees with me and should be the one making the movies. 

im quaking

@tralfazziod

#you know who would put the irondick in? taika #he would put the most glorious stark naked u ever saw in a4 I stg

This person knows what they’re talking about

[mranthonyedwardstark]

Bless me.

[ussfriendship]

This is the most ridiculous thirst post ever. Thank you.

[generic-queer-comic-fan]

Give us the irondick.

[living-dead-parker]

Now that we’ve seen the bat dick, can we see the irondick?? I mean I know the batdick isn’t from the same universe but mARVEL, IF DC GAVE US WHAT WE DIDN’T WANT WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE US WHAT WE WANT???

It’s occurred to me that RDJ might be uncomfortable doing this. Of course, the comfort of the actors is always a concern to me. As such, if it comes to that, I suggest either a body double or CGI.

[kitty-cat-neko-chan]

RDJ would most likely be comfortable with it as long as he actual dick was covered.

He’s got mostly naked before.

Dick out or nothing. #give the irondick liberty or give us death

[taurusart]

I mean. His children are watching this movies if i were him i wouldn’t like them to see the irondick u know?

Cover their eyes

cover their eyes.

That’s what I do with my brother when we watch game of thrones

[gojoluvr69]

*winston duke voice* uhh this is a Disney movie

Tell Disney to meet me in the pit.

[bored-pixie]

Viva le revoldicktion

Viva le revoldicktion

[thekaijucake]

*le gasp* ITS BACK!

I will never leave, never rest, not until we have been granted our Stan Lee granted RIGHTS!

iron dick, iron dick, iron dick, irON DICK, IRON DICK,

IRON DICK IRON DICK IRON DICK

@seaside-howell speaking the gospel truth

[old-castle-canary]

This whole thread is amazing

[nerunerd7]

if iron man was a girl this thread would not exist

You’ve chosen the wrong person — because not only am I bisexual, I am all for destroying this country’s weird discomfort with sex and nudity where graphic violence isn’t as bad as showing a butt for five seconds.

[beequeen16]

I dont know if I’m proud or dissapointed. This is the largest thread I’ve ever read , and it’s about Tony Stark’s dick.

Interesting question: Is this thread as long as the irondick? We don’t know because Marvel won’t show us!

please why does this keep showing up on my dash

*ominous chanting* Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,

Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,

Iron-Dick, IRON-DICK

[the-weeping-doll]

The devil works hard …

but the leader of le Revoldicktion works harder

It’s nice to be appreciated.

This post is too fuckin large…. kinda like the irondick

No, perfect size, also like the irondick.

this post has appeared before me yet again

unlike the irondick

juST MAKE THE MOVIES R-18 AND DONE

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

[ssironstrange]

rdj has had his dick out on set for like the last 30 years that man don’t give a fuck. less than zero? naked fur? naked wonder boys? mostly naked friends & lovers? wearing panties and also naked restoration? he literally runs down a hall with nothing more than feathers? attached to his dick 1969? almost naked, runs around in his underwear sherlock holmes? mostly naked random photoshoots? mostly naked

he’d do a naked tony scene faster than you could say “give me the irondick”

Only thing stopping us now is Marvel. Now, I maybe only five feet tall and completely non-intimidating on a physical level, but for the Revoldicktion? You better your ass I would fight them and WIN.

[theredbellybird]

*openly sobbing* Beautiful

[forest-on-fire-douse-my-soul]

Me trying to figure out why i’m following this account: Oh yeah this exists

[hisnameisalhaitham]

THIS POST IS GONNA BE LONGER THAN

The IRONDICK

LONGERRRRR AND BIGGER AND BETTER

And good bye *Screee*

*adds to make it longer*

Thiccccccccccc

Thicc like the irondick

[annabellebear]

Good god y'all are thirsty

[travelerofbothtime-and-space]

thirsty and proud

Someone translate “thirsty and proud” to Latin, because that is now my official motto

[blackarrow-bagels]

HELLO I AM IM AP LATIN MAYHAPS I CAN HELP @incorrect-ironstrange

“Superbus sitientique”

Perfect

[marsh-potatoes]

im so afraid, this post is radiating with a violent chaotic energy stronger than the god of lesbians himself,, please have mercy on my people q n q

No mercy until our demands are met!

[nonstop-anxiety-attacks-blog]

But in the comics it never actually shows the dick so why are you saying that you deserve to see it?

Because I do. I, personally, deserve it.

[s-a-t-e-s-s]

This appears on my timeline at least twice a day and everytime I just sigh and go ‘it’s the fucking irondick post again’

And now you’ve helped make it longer. I want to use the ‘congratulations you played yourself’ image but that guy doesn’t go down on his wife so

Never let this dieeeee I see this at least 4 times a day and I’m blessed… Give me irondick or give ironstange hahaha COME ON MARVEL U pussy TRY ME

[netphenomenon221b]

God U swear last time I saw this thread it was Much More shorter!

And Now it’s got up to 19200 notes!

And LOOK WHO STARTED IT :

@incorrect-ironstrange

Emphasize on

IronStrange

As an IronStrange fan & on behalf of its fans, You are very welcome

ISPI - Ironstrange Shippers in Pursuit of Irondick

[brickgirl1993]

I see this post in a daily basis! I think it’s time for me to reblog it as well!

I too demand Irondick!

[loveolafblrart]

This is the longest post I’ve ever seen and it’s just pure thirst.

I love it!

Here on the irondick post, we are THIRSTY AND PROUD! SILENTIS SITIENTIQUE!

[blackkfoxx]

I love how quickly this goes from “iron dick” to “destroy the norms” to “give me ironstrange” all the while keeping the actor(s) in question in mind and calling out Disney/Marvel’s shit without getting out of hand

It’s what I’m here for

[ashesforashes]

Honestly, I loathe this post but I’m not gonna block it cause I feel like it’ll be important in the future. But I really hate the fucking irondick Post

*finger guns*

It disappeared for a while from my dash, but now I understand. It was biding its time and growing more and more powerful.

I hate it and love it.

[pretty-sweet-plums]

i think i’ve reblogged this about fifty times bec im scared that if i dont @incorrect-ironstrange will kill me

;)

[tacosareasin-blog]

If I see this fucking post again…… @incorrect-ironstrange go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

I shan’t

[choasblast03]

HELL YES THIS IS BACK ON MY DASH!!!!

TIME TO GIVE THE IRON DICK SOME MORE LENGTH..

Hoof….

That sounded much dirtier in text then it did in my head.

[layla256]

This post is a fucking monster and I’ve seen it raised from an egg.

This is kind of scaring me now.

:)

[northern-borealis]

It has been two weeks since this was last on my dash…. that’s a crime

[eruwasabaddad]

God this is a long post and also I wanna see tony fight thanos bare naked if it is the last thing I ever see again

If Tony Stark’s dick is the last thing I see before I die, I will have died happy

DICKS OUT FOR THE IRON DICK

Everything out for the irondick. Nude protests. This is how we will achieve our goals.

How the hell did this get in my drafts

[antisocial-astronaut]

Longs posts give me anxiety for some reason so I’m literally dying cause of this post

[zemsta-and-the-dragon-deactivat]

Wtf is this

Revolution

[mysteriousharmony]

Make it longer. Make it thicc-er. Give it glory.

All Hail the IronDick. All Hail the RDJ. All hail the Revolution.

And if I die for this revolution, write the words on my tomb that Sydney Carton spoke: ‘It’s a far, far better thing I do than I ever have; It’s a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known.’

That’s beautiful. Truly, a service to the revoldicktion.

[just-a-lamp]

Always remember

Let us never give in in these trying times

Viva le revoldicktion

Let the Irondick live on

Staff can’t stop us! Keep fighting!

VIVA LE REVOLDICKTION!!!!!

[not-broken-just-faulty]

Picture this: the year is 2020. Marvel has been decimated for not giving the public what they want and if you hear the chants, the terrible chants, of “irondick, irondick, irondick,” run. they are coming. pray you can escape.

THERE IS NO ESCAPING THE IRONDICK

IT LIVED

[veraraeart-deactivated20220605]

Irondick surviving the purge is the greatest news I could have received today ❤️

There are a lot of additions I could reblog, but this one has a Lucifer gif

[younggayanddoingokay]

What… what is this???

I wanna be part of the irondick revolution

VIVA LA IRONDICK BITCHES

just wanna take a moment to appreciate the tags

are you all that horny for tony’s dick like honestly

you ain’t stephen

you ain’t gonna get it

you know what-

[thechaotictrickster]

This is the longest and most hilarious text post I’ve seen on this site. Wish luck to you thirsty bitches

[brittanyisart]

This post is soooo looongggg

long liiiiike?

[blackandwhitecircus]

The

Dick

there ya go

[plasticstrawsmuggler]

This is the first time I’ve seen this and it is so much worse than I could imagine

I aim to please

[drunk-deity-deactivated20200722]

This gives me 2012 tumblr supernatural era vibes and I live for it

Endgame can’t be the end because we haven’t seen the irondick yet. Simple as that.

Forgot to add this

[proof-tony-stark-has-a-heart]

how is this the first time i’ve seen this…

Slightly scared to see the Revolution respond to this… I hear chanting… save me…

Could? I did.

[greyspell]

This is actually my first time seeing this post…Viva la Revoldicktion just broke my naked Tony virginity

Maybe somewhere in the Multiverse, the writers of Deadpool are listening and will slip us some Iron Dick eventually!!!

So long as the multiverse exists, Tony Stark can never truly die, and neither can the *deep breath*

IRONDICK

[little-manatee]

still no irondick, but…

…what about crop top armor and iron garter stockings?

Never gonna let this die

Im joining this irondick cult ya’ll

What’s the point of life without freedom

What’s the point freedom without choice

What’s the point of choice if we’re not Heard

#iron dick 2020

[runnfromtheak]

I relinquish my atheism in honor of the iron dick. I will only go down to my knees for iron dick (and ironstrange tbh)

Praise the dick

FREE THE IRON DICK

@ellisper sent me this, and I agree with them, this is definitely a joke about how huge the irondick is. I agree.

[hisnameisalhaitham]

Omg this post went a full round and now its

back ans THICCER THAN EVER

[just-call-me-miles]

Make👏This👏Post👏as👏long👏as👏Tony👏Starks👏Dick👏

you guys know what goes well with irondick?

Y'ALL REALLY OUT HERE TESTING MARVEL, DISNEY, TUMBLR, AND THE ENTIRE INTERNET FOR SOME DICK. i respect the grind.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

“grind” you say? 👀👀

[redwriter100]

Its back… Its been so long

[type40thiefoflight]

This is my first time seeing this post and it’s definitely one of the strangest things I remember seeing on this site.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

three words: irondick arc reactor

[wanderess-as]

You guys this is so close to 69000 notes! Please continue!

For the irondick!

Revoldicktion forever!

[moonyloathesenvy]

Its back on my dash after a year and half.

I’m Sad it took this long.

[remijaecrowley]

This took FOREVER to come back to my dash!!!!

[kuethemoon]

this is the first time the irondick revolution has come to my dash. a lengendary post indeed. rumours of this i have heard, but never before have i seen with my very own eyes. ahhh

give us the irondick we deserve

[alt-account-for-fandoms]

I tried rebloging this and it froze my phone for 10 seconds, it’s too powerful