You are sick HCs with (some of) the Volturi
Demetri
good thing your instructions are blunt and short when you're in pain, because this ding dong has no idea how to take care of you
"water" "blankets" "lozenges" are full sentences as far as you're concerned
you look like death warmed up... in a microwave
that doesn't stop Demetri "horny on main" Volturi from smooching you and telling you that you are smoking hot
"That's the problem, Demetri!" you yell at him
"I..." he looks embarassed and ashamed for almost a moment "I could cool you off?"
Felix
he's not much better than Demetri
he kind of surrounds you with what you'll need and then awaits intruction
he's your personal transport
need to sit up?
need to go to the bathroom?
want to sit on the couch?
time to go to bed?
the other guards begin to make fun of the way you talk to him
"Felix, bed."
"Felix, couch."
he sets them straight pretty fast, but never mentions it to you
Heidi
Heidi is of course not pleased that you are unwell, but your sickness is strangely...facinating to her
she's not used to seeing all the spunk gone from you
you're so vulnerable and weak...and feverish
she is better at seeing how you are struggling and helping proactively
she is also good at "distracting" you
she certainly doesn't mind cooling you down herself
Caius
as if Caius couldn't get any more grumpy around the castle
he turns into an even bigger ass and gets set off by a n y t h i n g
he's also blowing up Carlisle's phone and cussing him out for answering on the third ring
you try to calm him down gently, but it's not getting through his big ancient skull
"Babe, it's the flu. Not the plague. Stop threatening Carlisle and help me to the bathroom so I can throw up."
Aro
he tries his best
most of his endeavors succeed
he keeps physical contact with you, responding to every desire you have in your thoughts
if you want a back rub, it's happening
if you need a tylenol, it's being fetched
unfortunately, this backfires when you think you're hungry for thirty seconds and he returns to the room with a pizza
the smell makes you throw up
so after that he thinks things through a little and asks you first
Marcus
yeah you're not getting away from him now, buddy
he might be somewhat helpful, but he's pretty much attached at the hip to you now
you have to ask him to leave the bathroom
he does insist on helping you when you bathe
he doesn't even try Heidi's route of "distracting" you
it's soft kisses and tender care ONLY