I love the whole retired Icons neighbor au.
It's another average day in your life until one day some Icon decided to move next door to you. You thought those old Karens were a pain until Cero moved next door. Old Karens don't bother you anymore for some reason. His mansion made your home looked like a cardboard box. I feel his eyes judging me whenever I'm outside.
That new neighbor, Livius moved in not long and over time it strangely looks similar to your home. At least he entertains my kid when I'm doing yardwork.
I haven't heard or seen much from my neighbor, Zizz. Maybe he works at home. Ever since he moved next door, you been having wonderful sleep. Your dreams feel vivid and you see a mysterious large figure.
Your neighbor Kalymir's home looks like a fortress. It's covered with weapons and blood. You can't sleep because you hear screams all the time. You don't have the courage to complain about it. During halloween you bet he gives away the best candy, but nobody knows because the kids are too scared to trick or treat there.
Vortica often invites you over for food at her house. You don't have the guts to say no to her invites. Not just for dinner, she'd invite you over for breakfast or lunch. Best food you ever eaten. Her family is huge. They're nice at least.
You're glad you live in an adult only neighborhood. Your neighbor Vesper's yard is full of statues and bushes shaped like genitals and people in sex positions. Vesper is super nice and really likes to be in your personal space. You'd visit often and have sex when you get needy. He doesn't let you leave until he gives you a gift basket full of sex stuff.
Living next door to Rinx is like living next to a junkyard. You see people approach the front door, but they're never seen again. You seen Rinx a few times your guts tell you to not go near him.
I love this so much, because it implies that every last one of these fuckers have had ENOUGH of Hell. To the surface!
You move somewhere? BAM. Vorticia's your neighbor. Move again? Say hello to Zizz. Another move. Oh hey, it's your neighbor Rinx- You'll never be free.
Maybe they take over a whole street (unlikely), and you move there because somehow this almost suspiciously intact house's price was so low- You just know how fucked you are the moment you're driving up to it, and all of your new demonlord neighbors are outside "👁👄👁 ".











