#vote4guy

[voteguy4ccbwomensworker]

THE TIME IS NOW

LOYAL FOLLOWERS AND FANS AND SOCIAL-JUSTICE WARRIORS, CCB IS NOW HIRING A NEW WOMEN’S WORKER:

NOW IS THE TIME TO VOTE 4 GUY (I THINK).

BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE, LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD. HERE ARE ALL THE STEPS YOU CAN FOLLOW TO MAKE A LITTLE BOY’S DREAM A REALITY OF BEING THE GREATEST WOMEN’S WORKER THE CHURCH HAS EVER SEEN.

THIS IS WHY GUY’S RUNNING AND THIS IS WHAT OTHER WOMEN’S WORKERS THINK OF GUY (HINT: EVERYBODY LOVES HIM, OBVS) AND THIS IS HOW TO ASK GUY A QUESTION*.

* REQUIRES A TUMBLR ACCOUNT AND A FIRST EDITION COPY OF GUY LOGAN: THE AUDACITY OF HOPE, AVAILABLE AT AMAZON OR FREE WITH YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF HELLO FRESH, PROUD SPONSOR OF BALHAM HOUSEWIVES. 

[voteguy4ccbwomensworker]

CCB People's Breakfast? Are we Communists now or something?

Thanks for your question! Here’s your answer from the boss man himself:

"I, too, was shocked to hear of the recent changes to scrap the biannual Women’s Breakfast and Men’s Breakfast, merging them into a hodgepodge of confusion and hormones.

This was clearly a victory for the PC crowd and Cornish secessionists everywhere. It pains me to the very core. #thanksobama

Being 110% male, I can say with all confidence that women’s breakfasts are wholly better without men. This is because:

Women love fruit and yoghurt and muesli. Men love bacon and fried bread.

Women love to apply the Bible to feminine issues like Country Living subscriptions and hating Robin Thicke. Men love to apply the Bible to bacon and fried bread.

So I vow that as CCB’s women’s worker in 2015, I will fight to ban men from Co-Gender Breakfasts. Then women will be free to ask questions about idolosing Taylor Swift, and whether that’s such a bad thing, without fear of bullying.”

Do you have a question for the candidate? Submit one today!

[voteguy4ccbwomensworker]

#changeiscoming

[voteguy4ccbwomensworker]

The Pantomime Horse: An Under-appreciated Metaphor

I've often said that the Pantomime Horse is a perfect metaphor for marriage. And also the friendship between bride and bridesmaid. And probably politics too. 

And now I've discovered there's a long article from some Welsh chap about Pantomime Horses. I've not read beyond the title, but I'm 90% sure he's agreeing with me.

So without further adieu ado:

Skinning the Pantomime Horse: Two Cases on Limited Liability by Dafydd Jenkins, Reader in Law, University College of Wales, Aberystwyth

Next time you vote for a women's worker at your church, think carefully - would I trust them in a pantomime horse costume?