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Mike Wazowski Is Gay

Last night, I had a dream that could only have been sent by God. In it, Mike Wazowski holds a sign that reads "No Homo", except the O's in homo are mini, crossed out Mike Wazowski's, implying that Mike Wazowski is gay and God wants me to share this knowledge with the rest of the world. Spread the word, y'all. (If someone with art skills wants to draw this scene, it would be deeply appreciated.)

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I hate when people play music in public places. Put on your headphones, Carol, I don't want to listen to your nasty-ass country cover of 'All About That Bass', it sounds like the musical equivalent of a dead snake covered in peanut butter hiding in your bed.

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My Opinions On Bald People

Being bald sounds like a fate worse then death. Who would want a raw head? Just all that flesh, so exposed and vulnerable. Although, I suppose that if you angled your head correctly, you could blind someone, so that's would be a plus, I guess.